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Caption Contest (Kiddie Pool Patrol Edition)



I wonder whether this will garner him the CIB.

Boq

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No running! I SAID No RUNNING!
 
Yes, I said 5 beers when I get back to the barrack.

 
Speak to the hand...no women at the pool is not my idea of a good time.

Why did I tell the Sgt that I had a life savings badge?
 
What did you do the in the war, daddy?

Well, son, I kept a swimming pool safe for democracy...
 
Hey you with the ghey intertube, Pull up your shorts!
 
Some Blue kid is going to get him fired.
 

Halt...you have to wait 30 minutes after eating before you can go in.

 
Man, I thought I'd already met some hardcore life guards.

I was wrong.
 
No "Oh Henrys"!

Cheers 
 
Is that Baby Ruth floating in there?
 
Now you know why sarge took a day's leave on drownproofing day.
 
"Huh, wonder how long it'll be until I'm paying for their health insurance too."
 
5 minutes...Adult swim in 5 minutes...
 
I don't swim in your toilet, so dont pee in my pool!
 
Akshully though it appears that G3 did a fine job looking out for the tired horse soldaten. Don't want to assign them anything too challenging for their mini(mech)brains, don'tcha know? "Is it too early for branch parochialism?" asked the recovering cavalryman and former tired horser (4-40 Ar, '83-'84).