Comments for Caption Contest (Chest, Tool, Pioneer: Edition)

Caption Contest (Chest, Tool, Pioneer: Edition)

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:25:00 -0600

I wonder what the NSN on this "Tool" Chest, is. Boq

Comment from OlafftheTanker on 2010-03-21

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:50 -0600

You're all clearly missing the clues in this pic.

First up, the look of SPC Jellyroll because he clearly remembers Top giving the speech about "I don't want any of you F*%$ing MEN bringing any F*$#*ing porn on this F*%$ing deployment!!"

Then the knowing Cheshire-cat grin of the FEMALE troop that understood his orders word for word.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:11:00 -0600

htom:Brilliant!

Brad: Yeah, right, uh-huh. Read. Yeah, that's it. "Read"

Comment from Brad on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:38:18 -0600

Ok, there's MY stash, what're you guys gonna read???

Comment from htom on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:12:52 -0600

Distraction, First Class.

Instructions: Place on top item not to be inspected.

Comment from Lou Mazz on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:52:23 -0600

Mis-shipment: "Property Of Royal Navy"

Comment from R Jewell on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:46:04 -0600

*laughing*........I wasn't one of the "pretty ones" even back on that fateful night in May of '68 when the Gypsies from the local draft board broke into our house, kidnapped me from my cradle, and sold me to the Army, Raptor Chief.

In fact, I kind of looked like those guys in the background when, much later in life, as a reservist, I graduated from 11C school at Ft. Benning.......in 1994.........at age 46. (But, that's a whole 'nuther story).

I considered using Retiree instead of of Reservist in my comment above, but then I remembered that Donovan has a basement full of guns...........

No disrespect was intended..............

Comment from Rob on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:02:04 -0600

the GITMO for fine literature.

Comment from dagamore on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:03:19 -0600

Sadly no NSN, but that part number is 038-24-36-69-69

Comment from Bill C. on 2010-03-19

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:31:20 -0600

Newly minted 2nd Lts assigned to morale program.

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:05:28 -0600

SFC D ~ yup. Round these parts, it's "Graphic Training Aid".

Comment from SFC D on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:59:24 -0600

Porn? PrOn? My gang normally refers to it as "training videos".

Comment from Old Fat Sailor on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:18:16 -0600

"If the Navy wanted you to have porn it would have issued............Oh! Never mind."

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:49:26 -0600

Snerk. Clearly the Raptor Chief doesn't know Master Jewell.

Comment from raptor chief on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:23:08 -0600

Hey R. Jewell, we may not look as pretty as you ad kids, but we can do your jobs better and faster...

Comment from eric on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:03:02 -0600

smart way to hide the hashish!

Comment from AFSister on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:01:46 -0600

Politicians
Or
REMF's
Need not apply.....

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:20:35 -0600

Pr0n: Yer spellin' it wrong.

Comment from D. Holte on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:17:35 -0600

"Damn! I got this key here but there's no way to open it!"

Comment from R. Jewell on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:30:42 -0600

Judging by the folks in the background, I'd say it's simply a box full of.......Portly Overweight Reservist Necessities.......

Comment from Greyhawk on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:46:43 -0600

"Specialist, get your effing hands out of yer pockets pronto," shouted the sharp-eyed Sar' Major. "You damn kids think they're smarter then me, you got another thing comin'. Now get this stuff loaded up and get outta here." Then he went to lunch.

Comment from Grimmy on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:27:58 -0600

Powerpoint Operator Reference Notes.

Comment from BloodSpite on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:08:52 -0600

"I could have sworn Top said to pack all essentials......"

Comment from Tim on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:29:39 -0600

"Gonna need a bigger box."

Comment from Raptor Chief on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:24:38 -0600

Last container on, first container off. And I love the look on the female on the left's face...so much disdain.

Comment from AW1 Tim on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:24:01 -0600

Obviously part of the MWR library.

Comment from David M on 2010-03-18

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:39:34 -0600

Essential "training" materials arrive at the front!