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Caption Contest (Chest, Tool, Pioneer: Edition)

By Boquisucio on March 18, 2010 | | Comments (26)
I wonder what the NSN on this "Tool" Chest, is.



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By David M on March 18, 2010 7:39 AM
Essential "training" materials arrive at the front!
 
By AW1 Tim on March 18, 2010 9:24 AM

  Obviously part of the MWR library. 
 
By Raptor Chief on March 18, 2010 9:24 AM
Last container on, first container off. And I love the look on the female on the left's face...so much disdain.
 
By Tim on March 18, 2010 9:29 AM
"Gonna need a bigger box." 
 
By BloodSpite on March 18, 2010 10:08 AM
"I could have sworn Top said to pack all essentials......"
 
By Grimmy on March 18, 2010 10:27 AM
Powerpoint Operator Reference Notes.

 
By Greyhawk on March 18, 2010 10:46 AM
"Specialist, get your effing hands out of yer pockets pronto," shouted the sharp-eyed Sar' Major. "You damn kids think they're smarter then me, you got another thing comin'. Now get this stuff loaded up and get outta here." Then he went to lunch.
 
By R. Jewell on March 18, 2010 11:30 AM
Judging by the folks in the background, I'd say it's simply a box full of.......Portly Overweight Reservist Necessities.......
 
By D. Holte on March 18, 2010 1:17 PM
"Damn! I got this key here but there's no way to open it!"
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 18, 2010 2:20 PM
Pr0n: Yer spellin' it wrong.
 
By AFSister on March 18, 2010 3:01 PM

Politicians
Or
REMF's
Need not apply.....

 

 
By eric on March 18, 2010 4:03 PM
smart way to hide the hashish!
 
By raptor chief on March 18, 2010 5:23 PM
Hey R. Jewell, we may not look as pretty as you ad kids, but we can do your jobs better and faster...
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 18, 2010 5:49 PM
Snerk. Clearly the Raptor Chief doesn't know Master Jewell.

 
By Old Fat Sailor on March 18, 2010 7:18 PM
"If the  Navy wanted you to have porn it would have issued............Oh! Never mind."
 
By SFC D on March 18, 2010 9:59 PM
Porn? PrOn?  My gang normally refers to it as "training videos". 
 
By HomefrontSix on March 18, 2010 11:05 PM
SFC D ~ yup. Round these parts, it's "Graphic Training Aid".
 
By Bill C. on March 19, 2010 12:31 AM
Newly minted 2nd Lts assigned to morale program.
 
By dagamore on March 19, 2010 2:03 AM
Sadly no NSN, but that part number is 038-24-36-69-69
 
By Rob on March 19, 2010 6:02 AM
the GITMO for fine literature.
 
By R Jewell on March 19, 2010 8:46 AM

*laughing*........I wasn't one of the "pretty ones" even back on that fateful night in May of '68 when the Gypsies from the local draft board broke into our house, kidnapped me from my cradle, and sold me to the Army, Raptor Chief.

In fact, I kind of looked like those guys in the background when, much later in life, as a reservist, I graduated from 11C school at Ft. Benning.......in 1994.........at age 46.  (But, that's a whole 'nuther story).

I considered using Retiree instead of of Reservist in my comment above, but then I remembered that Donovan has a basement full of guns...........

No disrespect was intended..............

 
By Lou Mazz on March 19, 2010 8:52 AM
 Mis-shipment:  "Property Of Royal Navy"
 
By htom on March 19, 2010 5:12 PM
Distraction, First Class.

Instructions: Place on top item not to be inspected.
 
By Brad on March 19, 2010 5:38 PM
Ok, there's MY stash, what're you guys gonna read???
 
By John of Argghhh! on March 19, 2010 6:11 PM
htom:Brilliant!

Brad: Yeah, right, uh-huh.  Read.  Yeah, that's it.  "Read"
 
By OlafftheTanker on March 21, 2010 9:55 AM
You're all clearly missing the clues in this pic.

First up, the look of SPC Jellyroll because he clearly remembers Top giving the speech about "I don't want any of you F*%$ing MEN bringing any F*$#*ing porn on this F*%$ing deployment!!"

Then the knowing Cheshire-cat grin of the FEMALE troop that understood his orders word for word.