We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:06:22 Z Movable Type 4.12 en Copyright 2012 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Any ideas on what this Aussie is doing? Boq http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:00:30 -0600
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'


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"Nonesence! Just go drill."

*20 minutes later, the man does go drill as told but something could be heard from above...*

"Son of a..."

*boom*
]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99698 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99698 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:29:24 -0600  ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99691 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99691 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:24:07 -0600 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99686 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99686 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:14:15 -0600 I'm tired of hearing about that bloody toothache sir. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99684 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99684 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:30:51 -0600 No, no, no, you moron - we're DIGGERS, not DRILLERS! http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99678 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99678 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:47:12 -0600 ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99676 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99676 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:27:25 -0600 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99675 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99675 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:22:13 -0600 would stay in place - forever!]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99673 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99673 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:48:50 -0600
"They told me I'd be drilling low skirts with my plumbing in this job.  They glossed over the details"

"Steve don't want a lobotomy sir"
]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99671 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99671 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:15:33 -0600 ]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99657 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99657 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:13:26 -0600 "Who am I supposed to interrogate?"
]]> http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99656 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99656 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:01:09 -0600 All this drilling is driving me nuts. http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99650 http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2010/03/caption_contest_18.html#comment-99650 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:33:49 -0600 Spiff
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