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Any ideas on what this Aussie is doing?



Boq

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They'll never know it was me that drilled a hole in the officers Latrine.....
 
"Just screwing around" 
 
Finishing, in the nick of time, the field expediante anti-zombie flame thrower.
 
He's fixin the barber chair for those 2 dudes waiting in the door way...
Spiff
 
All this drilling is driving me nuts.
 

"Who am I supposed to interrogate?"
 
Drill sergeant training.
 
So far I like Grumpy and Fred's most of all.

"They told me I'd be drilling low skirts with my plumbing in this job.  They glossed over the details"

"Steve don't want a lobotomy sir"
 
Soon his decorative beret would stay in place - forever!
 
"...this ought to really screw 'em up!"
 
Australian drill sergeant tests a new weapon in the war on terror.
 
No, no, no, you moron - we're DIGGERS, not DRILLERS!
 
I'm tired of hearing about that bloody toothache sir.
 
Clearly a drilling reservist. 
 
General Quarters, General Quarters, this is a drill, this is a drill, General Quarters.
 
 
"Sir those USAF guys did the same thing last time I drilled a hole... Its like they wait and then drop bombs!"

"Nonesence! Just go drill."

*20 minutes later, the man does go drill as told but something could be heard from above...*

"Son of a..."

*boom*
 
[cue John Wayne voice]  "Awright, pilgrims,  you keep on smirkin like that and i'll drill ya!"
 
 Not sure about the digger, but I got this via email the other day:

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'