I'm not exactly sure why the original author thinks a high level of performance in this topic makes you gay, but - apparently I qualify for a job at Vogue. Heh. All it really means is - you grew up enjoying a mainstream cultural artifact. Apparently that means you're gay. Of course, give me a related pro/college sports test, and I would probably flunk it, since I don't follow sports, especially after I quit playing them.
H/t, Richard T.
Rules:
Decision of the judges (me) will be final.
It must be letter perfect (i.e. exactly as said in the movie), after all, you call yourself gay (or Bi,).
Void where prohibited by law, slightly gayer west of the Mississippi.
---------------------- Pencil's ready?? Begin:
1. Frankly, __________, I don't ________________- Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind, 1939
2. I'm going to make him ____________ he can't refuse. - Marlon Brando, The Godfather, 1972
3. You don't understand, I coulda had ______. I coulda been a ___________. I coulda been ___________, instead of a __________, which is what I am. - Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront, 1954
4. ________, I've got a feeling we're not ___________________, anymore - Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz, 1939
5. Here's _________________, kid. - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca, 1942
6. Go ahead, _______________ - Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact, 1983
7. All right, ___________ I'm ready for ___________________ - Gloria Swanson, Sunset Boulevard
8. ___________________ be with you. - Alex McCrindle - Star Wars, 1977
9. Fasten your ________________. It's going to be a ________________. - Bette Davis, All About Eve, 1950
10. _______ talking to ________? - Robert DeNiro, Taxi Driver, 1976
11. What we've got here is ______________________________ . - Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke, 1967
12. I love the smell of _____________________________. - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now, 1979
13. ____________ means never having to _______________________. - Ali MacGraw, Love Story, 1970
14. The _____________________ that ______________________are made of. - Humphrey Bogart, The Maltese Falcon, 1941.
15. E.T. ________________________. - E.T., E.T. The Extraterrestrial, 1982
16. They call me_______________________! - Sidney Poitier, In the Heat of the Night, 1967
17. Rose____________. Orson Welles, Citizen Kane, 1941
18._____________ Ma! Top ____________________! - James Cagney, White Heat, 1949
19. I'm ________________________ and I'm ___________________________________ anymore! - Peter Finch, Network, 1976
20. ______________________, I think this is the beginning of _______________________________. - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca, 1942
21. A _____________________________ once tried to test me. I ate his _______________________ with some _______________________________ and a nice _______________ - Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs, 1991
22. _______________. James _______________ - Sean Connery, Dr. No, 1962
23.There's _____________________________ home. - Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz, 1939
24. I am __________! It the ___________________ that got ________________ - Gloria Swanson - Sunset Boulevard, 1950
25. ____________________ the money! - Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jerry Maguire, 1996
26. Why don't you ______________________________? Mae West, She Done Him Wrong, 1933
27. I'm _______________here, I'm ________________here! - Dustin Hoffman, Midnight Cowboy, 1969
28. ___________________, Play "As time goes by." - Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca, 1942
29. You ________________________ the truth! - Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men, 1992
30. ________________________ alone. - Greta Garbo, Grand Hotel, 1932
31. _____________, ____________________another day. - Vivien Leigh, Gone With the Wind, 1939
32. Round up __________________________________. - Claude Rains, Casablanca, 1942
33. I'll have ____________________________________. Estelle Reiner, When Harry Met Sally, 1989.
34. You know how to ____________, don't you _______________? You just put your ___________________________ and _____________________! = Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not, 1944
35. You're gonna need ________________________! - Roy Scheider, Jaws, 1975
36. Badges?___________________no badges! We __________________________no badges! I don't _______________________any stinking badges! - Alfonso Bedoya, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948
37 I'll be ____________! - Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator, 1984
38. ______________, I consider myself ____________________________________________________. Gary Cooper, The Pride of the Yankees, 1942
39. If you ______________, he _________________________. - The Voice, Field of Dreams, 1989
40. _________________ always said life was __________________________. You never know ______________________________________________. Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump, 1994
41 ____________________banks! - Warren Beatty, Bonnie and Clyde, 1967.
42.____________________s! The one word Walter Brooks wanted Dustin Hoffman to remember in The Graduate, 1967
43. ___________________ Paris, - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca, 1942
44. _____________________________ people. - Haley Joel Osment, The Sixth Sense, 1999
45. _________________!!! Hey _________________!!!! -- Marlon Brando, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
46. Oh, _______________, Don't ___________________________________, we have____________________________. Bette Davis - Now, Voyager, 1942
47. ____________________, ____________________, ________________________! - Brandon De Wilde, Shane, 1953
48. Well, ___________________'s _____________________. - Joe E. Brown, Some Like It Hot 1959
49. It's ________________! __________________________! - Colin Clive, Frankenstein, 1931
50 __________________, we have_______________________. Tom Hanks, Apollo 13, 1995
SCORING:
Completed Answers Correctly:
1 - 5: Heterosexual Male
6- 10: Turn in your Gay Card
11 -15 Metrosexual Male
16 - 20 Drag Princess
21 - 25 You call yourself gay?.
26 - 30: Gym Bunny / Circuit Boy
31 - 35: Self-respecting Homosexual
36 - 40: Elton John's ex-wife.
41 -4 5: Fill out an application for a position at Vogue Magazine.
46 - 50: Turn off the DVD player, turn on the lights, and get a life!
H/t, Richard T.
I didn't actually fill it all in and count up my score, but a whoppin lot of them there things came quick to mind.
Guess I'm a gay. Well, since the numbnuts are pushing to let gays in the military, all I gotta do now is form up some activists to take care of the too old, too tired, too lazy, too busted up and too dysfunctional parts, and I can get back in uniform again.
I do wonder if I'm supposed to start talking with a lisp now?
heh... Only missed one, too. Guess I'mone of the lost. :)
Not sure where the whole gay thing comes from. Unless they are reffering to movies as being a bohemian lifestyle.
Hence why I said had. Without the intention of it being a double inuendo ;)
BTW, I agree with AFSis -- in order to truly test your gayness, the quiz should have had questions such as "What is the name of George Clooney's gerbil?" or "How many CDs are in the boxed set of 'Yanni's Greatest Hits'?" or (fill in the blanks) "Clang! Clang! Clang! _________ ___ ________..."*
*extra credit for singing in the blanks
"...went the trolley!
Ding! Ding! Ding! went the bell."
Sillies!
I got in the range of 40-50, just so you know.
I see that the Army is looking to protect soldiers like John from themselves: www.breitbart.com/article.php.
Oy...
But then I don't really watch TV. Or Movies.
Prestonius - I was a cop, I had an excuse. What was yours?
"Maybe this explains why you hung out in the memorial union bathrooms? "
Bwaaaaaahawww, hawwww, hawwww..... pwnd!
Oh, shall the true story ever come out?
Sooooo.... ever get that clamp back?
Nice to know that I am not the only one... in the know...
Bwaaaaaaahaaawa, hawww, hawwwwww.....!
*snerk*
A missing clamp... and bathrooms.
Sounds like we are owed a TINS, John!
Pass the popcorn.