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A Dissertation On Making a Joyful Noise

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:51:11 -0600

I really hate to admit it, but I gotta disagree with Teh President's assertion that the Muslim call to prayer "is the most beautiful sound on Earth." I've heard it a lot over the past few years, and, maybe it's just my Westernized "weaned on Mozart, raised on Rock 'n' Roll" ears, but to me, it sounds over-stylized and -- considering its purpose -- rather monotonously dirgeful. Except for tonight.Right at sunset, after the polls closed over here, the mezzuins started in. They were chanting the same prayers, but the rhythm was subtly different -- they were almost *singing* the...

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:44:28 -0600

In the past three years, we've had more people on the FOB killed in vehicle accidents than by indirect fire. Which is one reason I *walk* everywhere.

When an MRAP comes sliding down the road at you going *sideways* it's nice to have the option of jumping over a Jersey barrier or dodging between the T-walls...

Comment from Greyhawk on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:24:33 -0600

Hmmmm... on the other hand, where I was there were no bunkers.

Actually the only time I spent in a bunker was on another (Army) post I was visiting. During an attack. I was on my way TO the latrine so I 'didn't notice' everyone was in the bunkers until I was on my way back. I considered not noticing them then, but decided I'd be a nice visitor and play by their rules.

Good times. You can't stand up in one, so you either crouch or sit in the gravel. The week before they'd lost someone to a rocket strike on a CHU. Local legend had it a t-wall had actually been knocked over and been the direct cause of death.

My name for all that was "Rocket Bingo." I'm not certain, but I'd bet the casualty numbers for the second half of '07 on VBC were probably comparable to the toll in the streets of most any AO for the same period.

Misleading headlines like these invariably followed.

Comment from Cricket on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:27:58 -0600

Heh. There is a hint of Pixie about her...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:58:39 -0600

Fobbit - it's when we *ignore* you that you know we don't love you.

Sensitive fellers, eh?

*:^ D

Comment from USAF Fobbit on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:41:27 -0600

Listen,
we know the alarms only sound after everything is over with. Hiding in the bunkers and putting on the IBA is as much a joke to us as it is to you. Just like any other SOP sent down from on high, we gotta follow it regardless of whether or not it makes any sense. I know it's our fault for joining the AF, but c'mon. The guys in the bunkers know it's lame, but we don't have a choice in the matter.

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:00:22 -0600

Dayum, dude. Yer harsh this morning!

I had a local delicacy for lunch -- pistachio nuts soaked in what I believe was cosmoline, then rolled in capsicum pepper. Not unlike munching on razor wire jerky.

Cassie is just persimmons

She's an astringent? I thought she was 'Piskie...

Comment from Cricket on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:06:54 -0600

She was in my neck of the woods. What a charming, lovely lady. I had to have my chauffuer (aka the Engineer) take me because I still get wigged out with trucks, and the Princess Kitty wanted to meet her...so she promised to be very, very good. It was a wonderful meeting. It was my fault none of you were mentioned (except Beth and John) because I asked lotsa questions.

Cassie is just persimmons, people.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:02:45 -0600

Dayum, dude. Yer harsh this morning!

Comment from USMC Steve on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:59:37 -0600

Well you know, those gunfire sounds are something the average air forcer doesn't hear much, if at all, so they are all agog at those sounds and sights as well.

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:07:19 -0600

No, you're right.

Using "respected" was kind of over-the-top...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:56:02 -0600

...a single line in the comment section of an obscure (but respected) niche blog

Hey! That's *us* you're talking about!

Oh. Wait.

Never mind.

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:20:39 -0600

Okay -- so you're just going to leave it at that?

An Abbott meets Costello moment relegated to a single line in the comment section of an obscure (but respected) niche blog, on a post that even the *author* didn't spend more than two hours proofreading?

Oh, the humanity!

Give.

Comment from Cricket on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:27:54 -0600

Ernie, I forgot to thank you for telling me what IBA is. Thank you. :D

Well, then, I will wait to hear it from y'all. In other news, I got to meet Cassandra...

Comment from Lt on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:38:52 -0600

Poor USAF guys... But yay for happy singing <3

-Lt-

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:59:46 -0600

I think What about a peaceful transfer of power? Is that likely to happen? is worthy of a separate comment. Yup, it'll be a peaceful transfer of power unless there are charges of massive fraud -- which is unlikely, given the national pride *all* the major candidates have been urging. Even the couple of outlaw political parties were urging Iraqis to vote -- because they'd be doing it for Iraq as well as themselves.

There will be the usual incidents from the takfiri attempting to "prove" the new government can't protect the average citizens, of course.

But right now, the fact that they organized and held a nationwide election without splitting their country at the seams is the important thing.

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-08

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:37:58 -0600

Won't know the results until Wednesday or Thursday -- they use paper ballots, and count them all by hand, three times. The local "precinct" counts them, puts them in stacks for the different candidates, then sends them to the province, which confirms the count, then sends them to Baghdad, which re-confirms it.

We're personally interested in only a couple of the results, but I'll only expound on how some of the results might affect our operation here -- *after* those results are in. After all, the Iraqis are footing the bill for what we're doing here, not (for a refreshing change) the US taxpayers. One big change that could occur is that we'd move the whole school to Tikrit and resurrect the old Iraqi Air College.

I ain't smart enough to be a Progressyve pundit, who all seem to be able to pontificate over what is definitely gonna happen over the next few years when what's gonna happen depends on something that hasn't happened.

Comment from Cricket on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:11:11 -0600

Oh, we can vote without that, but you forgot about the SEUI. They will help you *remember* who to vote for...

Relatedly, I has to ask; what were the results? Will they know? What about a peaceful transfer of power? Is that likely to happen?

Comment from AFSister on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:42:47 -0600

I turned the tv on this morning to a news show (CBS, I think), and they were showing a reporter in Iraq. I didn't have the volume turned up, but I was hoping she was reporting on the election- and she was. There was violence, but WOW. Election day in Iraq and Afghanistan always makes me so damn proud and grateful: proud of what our military has done, proud of how the Iraqi's and Afghan's have embraced their ability to vote, and eternally grateful that Americans have the ability to vote without fear of being shot, bombed, or kidnapped.

Comment from Ernie on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:29:25 -0600

Cricket- Individual Body Armor, the thirty or so pounds of vest and helmet designed to prevent puncture wounds in important body parts.

Comment from Cricket on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:06:50 -0600

Wot, please-if-you-will, is/are IBA? I love your segue into the celebratory fire after the call to prayers.

Stay safe.

Comment from BillT on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:09:22 -0600

Whenever we hear "Alarm RED" we know it's safe to walk around.

They never sound it until fifteen minutes after the last round hits...

Comment from Greyhawk on 2010-03-07

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:54:38 -0600

I was once visiting some of my USAF brothers over on their side of the base during last tour. They were new in town, we'd been around for a while, just went to say "hi, howaya". Shortly after we arrived something went boom somewhere not far away.

"What was that?" Asks new guy.

"Probably a rocket."

"Should we do something?"

"If you heard it you're okay."

So about a half hour later the sirens went off. "What the hell is that about?" I asked, because I had already forgotten the boom. Then someone else poked their head in the office and yelled "we're under attack!!! Get your gear on and hit the floor!"

We said farewell, welcome to baghdad, don't be strangers, and wandered casually out to the Humvee and the ride back to our side.