Golden Retriever: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?”
Border Collie: “Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.”
Dachshund: “I can’t even reach your *knee* -- and you expect me to reach that lamp?”
Rottweiler: “Make me.”
Boxer: “Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.”
Lab: “Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, oh, pleeeeeeeeeeze!”
German Shepherd: “Don’t worry, I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.”
Jack Russell Terrier: “No problem. I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. And take that shade off if ya wanna keep it. ”
Old English Sheep Dog: “Ummmmm. Light bulb? What’s ‘light’ ”?
Cocker Spaniel: “Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”
Chihuahua: “Yo quiero Taco Bulb.”
Greyhound: “It isn't moving. Who cares?”
Australian Shepherd: “First, I'll herd all the light bulbs into a circle...”
Poodle: “I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.”
And just to prove I'm not a speciesist:“Cats do not change light bulbs. *People* change light bulbs. So, the real question is, how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
Okay, if that doesn't lure Barb out of the woodwork...