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Making war the old school way!

By The Armorer on February 2, 2010 | | Comments (7)






Pillage and plunder!  Commander's shares!  And, since it happened *before* the collapse of the ancien régime, this looks like Kelley and Oddball might have been involved.  Except that the 35th Infantry Division wasn't a part of the V Corps Anabasis.














From: Gen. Raymond Odierno [lefrudis@mundivia.es]
Sent: Monday, February 01, 2010 7:18 PM
To: raymond.odierno@rocketmail.com
Subject: From Gen Raymond Odierno

DEAR FRIEND,
MY NAME IS GEN.ROYMOND ODIERNO, A U.S MILITARY OFFICER HERE IN IRAQ. I
SEEK YOU ASSISTANCE TO MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY,THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND FOUTY THOUSAND DOLLARS WE DISCOVERED IN A BUNKER NEAR SADDAM'S OLD PALACE PRIOR TO THE
DEMISE/COLLAPSE OF HIS REGIME.

PLEASE CONTACT ME ON raymond.odierno@rocketmail.com FOR MORE DETAILS.
THANKS
GEN.ROYMOND ODIERNO
 
 
What?  It's a 411 scam?  Fooey.  Always with those negative waves, Moriarty.

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By Spiff on February 2, 2010 9:50 AM
I thought that the money was in Africa!  Dang, missed it again!!
Spiff
 
By Tim on February 2, 2010 11:15 AM
You see?  If you don't study, work hard, and learn proper grammar, you do get stuck in Iraq.
 
By Jon The Mechanic on February 2, 2010 1:50 PM
Only 18 million? What is this war coming to? A couple years back, I had a buck sgt e-mail me asking for help moving 10 times that amount.
 
By Cpl Mongo on February 2, 2010 2:16 PM
Why would you think this was not sent by an American General?
Just because when he liberated Bagdad he yelled
"All your base are belong to us!
 
By Tim on February 2, 2010 3:47 PM
It would have been more believable coming from Baghdad Bob.
 
By Grimmy on February 3, 2010 7:35 AM
Dear Frind.
I, Jody Schmukatelli, First Class Privit, US Amy, conform this informations.
I was there when the golden money was discover.
You can trust me. Ask your wife. She know.
 
By Cricket on February 3, 2010 12:43 PM
LOL speak'
Hallo.  Iz merican genral.  Found lotsa cash.  I shares only iffs you can send me cash.  No cheezburgerz.