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Caption Contest - K9 Tactical Perimeter Defense Edition

I have no idea what the Asian militaries want to do with their pooches.



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Yoga? (downward dog?)  Center appears to be "Attention to Orders"
 
Practicing the Obama Maneuver in the event a Saudi prince wishes to inspect the kennels.
 
First thing I thought was "Generals" Pelosi and Reid were training the troops on how they wanted wars fought with a circular firing squad.
 
Celibacy training
 

It's the canine version of a guard mount drill.  Advance and be recognized, sniff, sniff etc. 

Obviously this trainee has failed the basics in the Canine Manual of Common Tasks as he's allowed himself to be surrounded.

I expect a horde of DI Bulldawgs in Smokey Bears will soon emerge and begin barking at him in short order.
 
"COME ON LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER"
"COME ON LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER"
 
So many butts to sniff, so little time. (It's a dog thing)
 
How Pelosi sees the GOP...

 
Ready.... Aim.... FIRE!

And that was how the puppy king met his maker. While humans get shot lined up against a wall, he was basically fumigated.
 
If you aren't the lead dog, the view is pretty much the same wherever you look.
 
If it was Koreans, I'd suspect the dogs were displaying their training in a maneuver called "prepare to be processed for main course".
 

We faaaht in your general direction.... !!

 

What is the big deal? Everyone knows this is how they salute their next meal.

 
Assume the Barney Frank position.
 
I thought the deal was 72 virgins !
   
Greetings:

1)  The nail that stands up gets pounded down.

2)  The military proudly introduces its new naval camouflage uniform.