...when you get this e-gram from a Lib.
H/t to "Pink" Lloyd, theAnnoying Whine on the Radio Golden Voice of Can Tho Tower when I was there...
While moving stealthily through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile and said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of- a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His "package" was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
H/t to "Pink" Lloyd, the
Lorena has already done her thing!
Wait until he finds out, now he knows details *matter*!
Imagine that you are locked in a room with a rabid Dobermann Pinscher, an angry rattlesnake, and Sinead O'Connor. You have a pistol with two cartridges in it.
Q. What should you do?
A. Shoot Sinead O'Connor twice.
Wouldn't you rather see the Pope give an inspirational prayer and then publically forgive Sinead O'Conner, LIVE from New York, on SNL?
I know I would.
With popcorn too!