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Sacre' Bleu! Where is my fainting couch and cheese?


Um, France is mad that the US is "occupying" Haiti.

Heh.

What this really means is - "Haiti was ours!  We get first dibs on rescuing them, even if it will take weeks longer and we could never mount an operation from scratch like you guys are doing in-stride, in the middle of fighting two campaigns across the globe and that hurts our feelings.  We should at least be in charge and telling you what to do.  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!  My soft parts hurt!"

Memo to the French gov't.  This is why you are sidelined at the moment.  We're bringing this to the table:

A C-17 Globemaster III delivers humanitarian aid into the outskirts of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, Jan 18, 2010. Department of Defense assets have been deployed to assist in the Haiti relief effort following a magnitude 7 earthquake that hit the city on Jan. 12, 2010. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. James L. Harper Jr.)
A landing craft air cushion approaches the amphibious assault ship USS Bataan as it prepares to depart Naval Station Norfolk to provide humanitarian assistance in the aftermath of a 7.0 magnitude earthquake near Port-au-Prince, Haiti. (Photo by: Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Rafael Martie)
USNS Comfort sits at its pier in Baltimore on Jan. 15, being readied to move out to provide medical support for earthquake-ravaged Haiti. Photo by Donna Miles
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (Jan. 17, 2010) USS Carl Vinson conducts air operations near the coast of Port-au-Prince. USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) and Carrier Air Wing 17 are conducting humanitarian and disaster relief operations as part of Operation Unified Response after a 7.0 magnitude earthquake on Jan. 12, 2010. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Joel Carlson)
The amphibious transport dock ship USS Mesa Verde deploys as part of the Nassau Amphibious Ready Group to support maritime security operations and theater security cooperation efforts in the U.S. 5th and 6th Fleet areas of responsibility. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Second Class Rafael Martie)






You got this.  You want to play with the big boys, you need big boy toys.

Mind you - this isn't a slam on the average French serviceman.  It's a slam on their senior leadership and government.  I know the French military would love to be leading this effort, if they had the wherewithall to do it. 

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I just wonder why France thought we wanted to occupy Haiti??!!

If we wanted another 3rd World dump, we could just take Detroit.  Oh, wait   .....  LOL
 
God help us if we let them.  They're be liable to TURN  Haiti into what they did to Star Wars.


 
Best comment over at the France link

""very powerful Kiev"? This appears to be a rather different definition of "powerful" than the one with which I'm familiar. As a first step to a real carrier force, a Kiev is understandable. Or, if all you want is an ASW force. As a power projection or sea control platform, "very powerful" doesn't quite cut the mustard. It requires you to refer to ships such as the DeGaulle as "titanic" and leaves you more or less out of adjectives to describe the American carrier force."
 
I think everyone is frustrated as hell that it's been a week, and Haiti is still a complete disaster.  It seems very disorganized, with no clearcut roles and responsibilities laid out.  Everyone seems to be doing their own thing, their own way, and it doesn't seem like any of the efforts are focusing on clearing roads, making them passable for vehicles to get through with aid supplies.

In other words... this is a classic UN cluster-f., and the US is getting the blame.
 
Hell, even CANADA is deploying more than the French at this point! At least WE have C-17's-and they're still waiting for the Airbus A400 that may or may not produced......
 
Amen, AFSister-and the BBC World Service was blaming the US in LESS THAN 24 hours for not doing enough and/or blocking the air field! I mean, 24 hours??? Maybe instant gratification is how things work in London.....but why didn't the US administration fire back a broadside on that one? What have the Brits contributed to the relief effort in Haiti, hmmmm?
 
Well, just the fact that they've buried over 50,000 people, even in mass graves, speaks of quite an effort in my opinion.

But with the UN and all those other international NGO's involved, and considering Obama's fetish for bending over backward to keep from stepping on their toes, I imagine that critical time has been wasted just trying to get the "coordination" effort worked out.

But thank goodness this isn't Katrina again ...... /end snark.

 
I's all moot anyway. The Scientologists are arriving to make it all better!!! :)
 
I can't fault Travolta for helping, at all.  I just hope the doctors provide REAL medicine instead of just the prayer that a lot of Scientologists seem to rely upon.  If you want to talk about worthless assistance, how about the fact the Jesse Jackson is there, gawking at the devastation?
 
Greetings:

In a similarly outrageous vein, last night, on the "Russia Today" newscast, one of dear Putin's minions interviewed an American film-maker who accused the old US of A of "criminal negligence" for its "failures" in Haiti.

Mother, get me my hammer.  I found a nail that's sticking up.
 
I'm from Georgia. Jesse Jackson showing up like a rubber necker at a traffic accident on I-75 is as common as...well as traffic accidents on I-75...
 
A little whine with your cheese?  I guess they need BillT's famous Midol drip.  As to rerouting the plane, so?  If France's leadership wasn't spending so much money on welfare that hasn't reformed they might actually get to have some kewl toys.  I will never fly on an Airbus.  No way, no how.  The plane deoesn't get all the right signals from the computer, it decides to crash.

 
Armorer, at the end of your memo, you write in reference to the leaders of the French Gov., "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My soft parts hurt!" Most parents teach their little boys to stop that practice a long time ago.

@11B40, When Mother brings you your hammer, drive the nail until everything is flush. Then you'll be absolutely sure of a few things, you'll know where that particular nail is and is *not*. If you do it right, you won't use a 13 oz. smooth faced finish hammer, you'll want something more like a 22 oz. checker faced, long handled framing hammer. They'll have a torch on those 'soft parts', that'll be with them for the rest of their lives. Getting that fire out will be the center of their lives, for the rest of their lives.
 
Israel is showing all of us what an emergency response team needs to look like.  Are you paying attention, FEMA??!!!  ML