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Don't Mess With Grandma

The next time you think Granny is just a sweet old lady who bakes you cookies and pinches your cheek, remember this



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Nicely done.  I would be happy to hit the paper once. 

Well one of my grandmas was not little at 6ft and built like a tank she once bounced some smart arse into the nearby police station when he pranged into her car.

The other one is much more frightening.  Leopard skin leotards at the nightclubs.  Some visuals you just can't burn away.
 
I know several Grandmas like that. They shoot pistol, rifle and shotgun. They hunt deer. They teach hunter safety. They bake cookies.
 
Well I'm certainly not your typical blue-haired granny.  My hair may be grey by I can still drop a running raccoon with a .45.  And I was also the first woman to qualify for the German Army Marksmanship Medal!  I'm not bad with edged steel either!

I not only bake cookies, I bake cheesecake!
 
I come from a long line of sassy old broads *G*.

I can remember MY grandmother taking out varmits (four legged type, but I'd bet the two leggers wouldn't have fared much better) with the .410 breakaction that the Marine!Goth took back on his last leave to do some gunsmithing on. 

I can't wait until the grandkidlet is old enough to come shooting!