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The War Crime of Argghhh!

It's true.  We're war criminals here at Castle Argghhh!  Why?  Well, taking a page from the Iraq and Afghan campaigns of the GWOT, we're storing war materiel in a medical facility.

Okay, it's demilled, and it's the Goat Infirmary... but hey, that's the kind of low-hanging fruit the ICC would probably like to cut it's teeth on.  Take out an easy American target that the administration wouldn't object to... and that the Brady Campaign would approve of!  So would Harold Koh, most likely.

So, let's make it easy on 'em.  Here's the Goat Infirmary:

Goat infirmary of Argghhh! with current patients Maggie and Morgan-le-Fey.

Current residents are Maggie, and her mother, Morgan-le-Fey.

There is militay equipment visible in this picture, for the sharp-eyed. Can't find it?

Here it is - the baseplate for the 4.2inch mortar.  Along withthe other weapons and ammunition pointed out yesterday.

It's all a matter of perspective.  DoD puts out lots of announcements about how our forces uncovered caches just like this.  And the Brady Campaign would approve if one was put out about this particular cache...

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And for the purists - the spelling of Morgan's full name is intentional.  She herself is the daughter of Serafina, the Handmaiden of Satan.
 
Infirmary?   What horrible illness has befallen those poor things?  This old farm kid wants to know....
 
Coccidiosis and worms, and a general punkiness on Maggie's part.  She's always been the weakest of the herd.
 
Maggie's not suffering from "general punkiness"... she's suffering from all that darn pressure from being Obama's promised White Unicorn of The Castle Argghhh!

(hope they're feeling better soon!)
 
General Punkiness...I think he was my CO back when...

I thought goats had iron constitutions and could eat tin cans...another myth destroyed.
 
Well, some are delicate flowers... completely unlike her namesake, Boston Maggie, AKA Princess Crabby.