See? That title just isn't a *grabber*.
As you've probably figured out by now, I have been playing around with veiled references to BCR's webcomic faves. Today, the gloves are off and the references get *blatant*! Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!
If you're *really* lost, well, hang in there.
It'll get worse...

Marabou lining? Quick, give her green M&Ms!
If you're not careful, you could poke your eye out with one o' those death rays...
(carbon nanotubes are pretty cool, though)
All the king's horses and all the king's men
couldn't put the Green M&M's Together Again.
Yeah, if I'd made the thong out of carbon nanotubes, you probably wouldn't have been so uncomfortable inside that...
...ohhhhhhhhhhh.
A carbon nanotube *thong*...
Such as marabou feathers...
Besides, Bill, yer a Jaegermonster: You've never been seen without a silly hat!
Didn't do it on purpose, it was a case of "Fingerspitzengefail", AKA sloppy typing.
P.s. I've gotten my blog working again. Please comment. It's right lonesome here in the bad part of FL.