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HAVE YOU HEARD:


• It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
• The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
• There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
• Women blink twice as often as men.
• The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
• Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
• If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

8 Comments

Better run a software check on PG-17d before somebody uses the phrase "two thumbs up" in a comm--

*gnarrrrrrr!*

Ooooops.
 
So... Bill.... that would explain the 13.75" thumbs.....
 
I shall never look at Facebook's "Thumbs-up" the same way again.
 
So... Bill.... that would explain the 13.75" thumbs.....

Not being able to text *is* a drawback, but in the plus column, I can scratch my knee without bending over.

Or using my thumb, for that matter...

 
Sounds like an inseam problem here. Then again you can always tuck your pants in your boots and go like the Airbourne. If not, you'll have lumpy socks during inspection.
 
John, you *just gotta'' stir it up!

Have a Great Holiday weekend! 
 
Science is fascinating. Now I'm going to go lick stuff and make ropes out of human hair... :D
 
*manfully restraining self from jumping on that straight line with both feet*