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Caption Contest - Sabre Rattling Edition


I wonder what he may be saying: "Take that, Darth Cheney."

Boq

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With my magic wand, some pixie dust, and a whole lotta your money, I'm going to fix *everything*!
 

From now on I'm Europe's Missle Shield!

 
"Under Obamacare, the proctoscopes look like this.  Free prostate exams for all!!! Weeeeeeeee....I'm giddy with power!"
 
Jim Treacher has gotten rather creative with that shot here>... :)

 
Don't make me push The Red Button of Socialism!
oh.

TOO LATE.
 
The Queen of England's got nuthin on me!  She can only knight people with a sword; I can make anyone I want into a CZAR with my LIGHT SABER!
 

"Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the Obama side. Anger, fear, aggression; the Obama side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Obama path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Karl Marx's apprentice.”
 
"I find your lack of faith in my nationalized health care proposal disturbing...."

 
O.K. Mr. President.  It's not polite to play wield Barney Frank's toys in mixed company like that.
 
Damn, AFSis, yer on a roll!
 
Oh - and if you didn't click the link to Treacher's that Casey provided - do so.  Well worth it!
 
I feel the farce is strong in this one . . .
 
"Bend over, Americaaaa!"
 
"Back off, fool!  My fly-killin' ninja skilz ain't nothin' compared to my crazy Jedi skilz!"

*hand-wave at opponents*  "These are not the socializing plans you're looking for."

Envy is the path to the Barrack side.  Envy leads to class warfare.  Class warfare leads to socialism.  Socialism leads to suffering.
 
While this is fun, I have to admit it doesn't bother me that the Prez is comfortable enough to cut up with some kids.

That said, I'm tired of seeing him everywhere.

I'd be tired of seeing anything other than SWWBO or nekkid chicks as much as we've been seeing him.

Okay, mebbe not Denizennes, but Denizens....
 
My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-Ears.  Your crummy healthcare killed my Grandmother.  Prepare to DIE!
 
Whoa. I think Cowboy Blob trumped AFsis, which was a real challenge this time!!

Some more linky love: let us set the wayback machine to PJTV's Alfonzo Rachel's first big YouTube hit: The Vote Reaper. Jedi references layered with Matrix-joke goodness... :)

And -sorry for the threadjack- a slightly more serious video I saw there. Haven't watched it in a while, but I suspect it will resonate with many Castle denizens.

 
"Expelliarmus!" 
 
While this is fun, I have to admit it doesn't bother me that the Prez is comfortable enough to cut up with some kids.

One kid (looking awfully unimpressed), nine adults (giving TOTUS the benefit of the doubt)...
 
"One for all, and all for me."

My 7 year old grand nephew has a light saber. The little bastid cheats and doesn't pull his punches. I'd put him up against the whole White House staff.

 
Well dang :p

That'll teach me not to miss a day over here!
 
Oh, pshaw, woman.  It will not!