The video above has been making the rounds. One of the people who sent it to me suggested it might have utility as a caption contest... H/t, Ron P. for the vid.
I agree.
Here's J.W's caption, to start you all off and get you interested:
“After repeated failures, Helmut Limpenschutzen’s successful 5th formula for armored glass is demonstrated by Mrs. Limpenschutzen the 5th.”
This would be my initial offering:
"If you have your wife hold up panes of glass while you test their resistance to bullets... you might be a European Redneck."



"...the Mrs. Limpenshutzens 1 through 4 were unavailable for comment."
"Schultz! Quick! Stand in the door and draw the enemy's fire!"
"Jawohl, Herr Oberst!"
Gotta love 'em...-Attila
Hat tip to KMcMurt.