Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just can't get to work on time. Every day he's 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he's a good worker, tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company.

One day the boss calls him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I like your work ethic. You do a fantastic job, but your being late so often is bothersome. I know you're retired from the military. What did they say if you came in late?"




"They said, 'Good morning, General. Shall I bring you some coffee, sir?'"