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Canada's future? Are we finally going to conquer those hosers?

By The Armorer on August 11, 2009 | | Comments (11)
Mark Steyn in NRO:
Wow. This isn't your father's War of 1812. The poor Canucks never saw it coming. Millions of Yank sperm leaping like salmon up the Ontario side of Niagara Falls...

...as Kathy Shaidle says, how can this go wrong? Canada, circa 2050: Eighty percent drawling rednecks demanding grits with their maple-creme donuts, and the remainder a vast tribe of intermarried step-siblings riddled with genetic disorders descended from "one South Asian donor."
 

No, really.  Read it here.

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By olga on August 11, 2009 1:06 PM
as an immigration attorney, I have to say that this can have other unintended consequences - if we can trace the DNA to be American, then according to our citizenship laws, with some minor adjustments, these kids might be entitled to a US citizenship :o)  Canada uses point system for its immigration so they won't be flooded with the South Asian "relatives" seeking Canadian citizenship :o)
 
By BillT on August 11, 2009 1:36 PM
We can't allow this to happen -- they make *lousy* beer down in north Florida!

Alan! JMH! Get busy -- your country *needs* you!

And, in the interest of international amity, I shall remain totally aloof from interacting with those snippy twits who are bound to make snarky asides about "wankers"...
 
By John of Argghhh! on August 11, 2009 2:23 PM
Geez, I tossed this oot there to draw those hosers in eh, and they aren't biting.
 
By fdcol63 on August 11, 2009 2:58 PM
" ... they make *lousy* beer down in north Florida! "

It's the da*n heat and frigging humidity down here!   But we do occasionally get to buy some good brew from elsewhere.

Egads!  Crawfordville Canucks ..... could there be anything worse?
 
By BillT on August 11, 2009 2:59 PM
'Stead o' sayin', "Get busy," maybe I should-a said, "Get shakin'," eh?
 
By J.M. Heinrichs on August 11, 2009 3:52 PM
 Some people will do anything to learn the secret of poutine.

Cheers
 
By Kevin on August 11, 2009 7:38 PM
How many kids they want?

How much they paying for "donations"?

Would Pamela Anderson be my private assistant to guide my efforts?

If "Pammy" is not on the table... or elsewhere.....  how many LaBatts are being offered to spur on the efforts to re-populate the great white north?   No mice in my brewskis please...

Negotiations are now open.

Canucks, the bidding has now begun...


References available upon request.

Disclaimer:  John... shut up....

 
By Murray on August 11, 2009 9:05 PM
Might want to be careful with this one given what the US Marines got up to in 43-44.

You might find that several Maori tribes are claiming vast chunks of the US.

As to 1812... remind me, whos capital got torched again?

Damned marines again.
 
By Kevin on August 11, 2009 11:45 PM
"As to 1812... remind me, whos capital got torched again?"

Preview of a possible  future?  Only of a foreign enemy vs. domestic enemy sort of thing?

The sort of domestic enemy as found in DHS warnings perhaps...?

"Damned marines again."

Ahem.... My Marine Corps stood firm, along with their Navy subordinates....

It was them damned Blue-coated Regulars and their rabble that turned yellow and ran. 
 
By Fishmugger on August 12, 2009 6:10 AM
The only thing I know about 1812 is the Boston Pops and the 4th Of July. But we did have an obsession about invading Canada as opposed to defending our Capital. And we did burn their Provincial Capital and so they tit for tatted. And that Scott Key guy wrote a poem and the reason why we went to War was already fixed in the Brit Parliament. And Dolly Madison saved the portrait of Washington from when the White House was burned...And we fired our guns till the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and poured another round...we filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind...and when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind. I got carried away.
 
By John of Argghhh! on August 12, 2009 6:36 AM
...speaking of burned White Houses, SWWBO got a personal guided tour of the White House that included the part of the building that has blackened timbers from the fire...