tag:www.thedonovan.com,2010://1/tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-2010-02-07T16:42:01ZComments for How to Save the Airlines...We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010Movable Type 4.12tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.109902009-07-09T05:42:45Z2009-07-09T05:47:57ZHow to Save the Airlines...Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Attila of Argghhh!)]]>www.thedonovan.com The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton]]>
tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90660Comment from Saker on 2009-07-09Saker
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2009-07-10T02:25:28Z2009-07-10T02:25:28Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90647Comment from J.M. Heinrichs on 2009-07-09J.M. Heinrichs
Cheers ]]>
2009-07-09T20:45:52Z2009-07-09T20:45:52Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90646Comment from Were-Kitten on 2009-07-09Were-Kitten
I'm pretty sure that Chippendales Air would have gone over quite nicely....
Perhaps we should look into this, eh Saker?]]>
2009-07-09T20:34:08Z2009-07-09T20:34:08Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90626Comment from Saker on 2009-07-09Saker
Some passengers might appreciate a good-looking male flight attendant... ]]>
2009-07-09T17:00:11Z2009-07-09T17:00:11Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90619Comment from 11B40 on 2009-07-0911B40
Along with the male flight attendants, can you include all those female attendants that bring your mother to mind?]]>
2009-07-09T16:00:13Z2009-07-09T16:00:13Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90608Comment from Tim on 2009-07-09Tim http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-04-18-hooters-air_x.htm]]>
2009-07-09T14:28:38Z2009-07-09T14:28:38Ztag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10990-comment:90602Comment from Your Bud, Billy Jeff Clinton on 2009-07-09Your Bud, Billy Jeff Clintonhttp://www.thedonovan.com
The Witch my loving wife found out that I'd "tried to do it" on Air Force One -- a couple of times.
And I thought she went ballistic when she found the surveillance tapes from the desk camera.