You know..... it's your birthday, so I'll let you pick -
carmel sauce?

or
hot fudge sauce?

You know, that might be good on ice cream too!
Happy Birthday!

What were you thinking?
Love, Princess Crabby
(p.s. Look how prompt I am this year!)



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Hey, B -- Happy Birthday! Did you run into a contactor-chick named Debbie in Balad, perchance?
Camel sauce? Guess we know how you're making a little extra cash on the side now.
Happy Birthday, Sergeant B! May your chicken plates always be where they need to be.
Happy B-Day Sgt. B!
Does he get free application and uhm removal of said condiments?
Great gift idea, Maggie! And so, inspired by Maggie, the gift that keeps on giving...
"You've come a loooooooong way, baby..."
Here's a nice selection of gurly-pants for you to choose from. I am particularly fond of the the "Wanna Hump?" ones, considering the "camel" sauce references above.. LMAO!
You *do* realize Sarge B is a *guy*, right?
Bill-
Oh yes.. I know.
But(t) I just wanted to give him something to dream about....