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A Whatzis!

Be careful what you wish for.  Last week or so, the Great and Magnificent Og left a comment about jonesing for a Whatzis.

So, today - a Very Oggian Whatzis.  Some common item, taken out of context.  Oh, you'll figure out what it *is* easily enough.  As for determining what it's *for* - and getting the right purpose for this multi-purpose item - will be the challenge.  Of course, the better you know me, the easier it will be.  But it won't be easy.

But knowing you guys, it ought to be funny.

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I hope you realize WereKitty's been looking all over for that...
 
Well it's either a line or a rope based on the color of your uniform. It's used by John to repel out of his Lazy-Boy to get another beer from the fridge.
 
No, Werekitten's stuff is either furry or has buckles on it.
 
It's what happens when SWMBO, isn't.
 
Goodness.  The former President is all over the blog today...
 
Heh.  That's SWWBO, Tim.  She Who WILL Be Obeyed.  "Must" leaves wiggle room for disobedience.  "WILL" does not...

My.  The Echo is bad today.
 
Must be john's "Goat Rope."
 
 Don't make me break out Ashley's Book of Knots to try to figure out what this will turn into.
 
Poor example of the cinch knot used by ye olde Camel Corps to secure panniers of ammo for the 75mm pack howitzer.
 
 Wait! I've seen this before.....

Remember that scene on the dock from the "Usual Suspects"?

Kaiser Soze!
 
Goodness. The former President is all over the blog today...

I snitched the key to the lock box while Her Extremeness is prepping for her India gig.

NSA says there's still a lot of ruffled feathers over there from all of Michelle's "Push Start" jokes...

 
Frankly, I do knot have a clue.
 
This is an easy one.

That's a tie-down used to secure a tripod for a .50 to the hood of a jeep cause the floorboard is too worn to support a gun pedestal.
 
Personally, I prefer velvet, rope is kinda rough...
 
Step 1 of 4: Rope Step 2 of 4: Tree Step 3 of 4: Politician Step 4 of 4: Some assembly required
 

It looks like a tow rope for pulling How-wizzers out of the muck and mire after a rain. I think it goes along with the other pioneer stuff for the new/old Jeep (Commanders Vehicle)

 
Can we get a diameter on the cord? or is that too revelatory?
 

it looks as though it's sitting on a uniform sleeve but it's too coarse to be a fourragère. It's almost hanked like a piece of hoochie cord, but it's sisal, and I never saw hoochie cord made of anything but poly (though that may just be my age)

 
It's 3/4 inch, Og.  It is sisal. (I told you Og is good at this stuff)

It's not a uniform sleeve.

{snaps stopwatch}  12:14 PM

Frankly, it took you all somewhat longer for Hunter's option to show up than I expected.  I figgered by 9AM, tops.

 
Hawser cable salvaged from the wreck of the HMS Hood.
 
The Lost Lasso of Argghhh -- which mysteriously vanished after the Great Chicken Roundup....
 
Looks like a snarled up 50' lanyard like we'd use for one of those corseted Charge 8's when we practiced firing those "special weapons".  LOL
 
3/4" sisal?

There's something sisal is good for?

(All I know is that's a rope, and you could use it for all sorts of stuff. Since it's sisal, for instance, you could rip it apart and make tinder...)
 
Frank - yeah, but those lanyards weren't 3/4 inch thick... 

You guys are going to throw tomatoes tomorrow when I do the reveal...
 
Oh, and Master Bowramp - ya do know we *have* goats at Castle Argghhh! now, right?  7 of 'em, not counting me.

And it's just easier to grab 'em by a horn.  You can control them that way.  Lasso 'em and they just behave like bluefin tuna on the line, and it takes forever to tire 'em out.
 
THE authorative answer.
It's a leftover from the days when John was regularly torturing his sister
 
Rope for a GP Medium Tent.
 
Hah!  *She* tortured me!  When I finally realized I could torture her, you wouldn't let me.
 

Ahhh yes... the good ol' days.

Jon's right though- I prefer the fur-lined version these days.  Rope is ROUGH.

 
Og-
Izzat a hoochie cord, or a hootchie-cootchie cord?

There's a difference, yanno.
 
I did not stutter.
 
Was that done to Belmullet before or after the *Job*?
 
And this thread careens drunkenly off course and smacks into an email thread, strewing post- and  email- body parts all over.
 
1. "Attendance at the briefing was strictly voluntary, although, for some, encouragement was useful."
2. "The Armourer tied up his arguments in a neat bundle, using a rhetorical device not generally understood by gunners."

Cheers
 
JMH wins...
 
Looks *exactly* like the Hunk O' Rope™ I was issued with my shelter half, right down to the sloppy knot...
 
in the background:  a flattened clove, one each, digital pattern.
foreground: demonstration of how NOT to tie a clove hitch.
 
John,  This is a three quarter inch sisal rope, not much strength nor stretch, but holds knots well. I tend to believe it is used as a tent guideline. It could also be a lashing down a ripstop tarp on a load. It would be the same type of tarp in the picture.


 
Rope for lifting the generator up on a TOC track
 
Dang, Hunter beat me to it, so Ill punt, rope for drawing a pig through the barrel of a Sherman, or is it a camel through the barrel of an Abrams?
 

John, actually my comment about the Goat Rope was a pun about the fact that you DO have goats at the Castle now, and an old Navy term for a cluster ****.  :-)

Actually, I would have guessed at about a 3/8" Diameter.  I used to use a lot of that stuff for lashing down tarps.  Does the digicam background have something to do with the use?

 
If it was a rope meant for use in the Hunter Option, wouldn't it be displayed with one of them curlicue doohickies that used to be attached to the top of street lamps as an attachment device?
 
Actually, what looks like a digital camouflage is in fact a jpg artifact.  The item sits on a piece of OD green canvas.
 
Ah, that explains all. It's the rope up which Mcnamara will be pissing in hell, for ever.
 
Artillery firing lanyard.
 
3/4" Sisal rope has a working strength suitable for towing/snatching light vehicles, but it's stiffness and inability to take knots easily put it out of the useful category for ALL of the uses mentioned up to here.

We used this size of sisal rope for a ground-egress escape rope for the pilot compartment and tail gunner compartment of the B-52D. Sisal has the advantage of being able to be gripped by the gloved hand better than nylon, and it's lack of flexibility is not an issue with escape ropes.

It may have been used by the Army as the helicopter snatch-rope for light observation helis when they were used for rescue work. It would have been stored on the outside of the machine, but near enough to the control cabin that the crew could unfasten it and dangle it down for a rescue, after which it would have been used to lash the rescued to the skid.

It might have been used on a Coinfidence Course also as a climbing rope.
 
It's much too clean IMO. 

You acquired the Rope of Saddam's Blessing?  Wonder Woman's Cat Herder?  AFSister's Pantasy? Carborundum's Bill Saver?  My Mum's Stay and Eat Your Dinner?  SWWBO's Instant Stall Customer Assistant?
 
Thats too easy, its a Master Chief Boatswain's Mate ticker-offer as in, "Which onea ya #&^#!*$ deck apes didn't (secure, stow, flake, coil) this ^*$ *#@! ^)*+&%# line?"
 
It may have been used by the Army as the helicopter snatch-rope for light observation helis when they were used for rescue work.

No need for rope. If the hole was big enough to see somebody, it was big enough to hover down into and pull the guy inside. *No* way to secure anything to the outside of a Loach, BTW -- trying that was just begging to have it fly into the rotor system -- and rather than go into the physics involved, we'll just say that attempting to pick up an offset external load without a counterbalance will lead to interesting (and instantaneous) forces at the rotor hub. The technical terminology is "a sudden and catastrophic loss of structural integrity"...

And we used 1+" rope for McGuire rig work with Huberts...
 

   3/4" by 6' length of braided sisal rope to be used with one end of an Army shelter tent.

    Each shelter half comes with a guy rope (shown) 4 pegs and a sectional pole. Two sets are needed to make one tent (each soldier carrying one set).

    Either that, or it's an accessory for his new jeep.

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