Waxed-Malarkey, Cap & Trade In His Own Words

Wow, he just stumbled his way through that one...  Wonder what size his clown shoes are...

This requires that we overlook the obvious facts.  The Waxman-Markey bill is the work of Pelosi and her co-consirators in the House.  It is NOT a bill proposed by, drafted by, or specifically endorsed by The One.  The One can therefore claim that "his bill" would do [all manner of good things and no bad things] while the actual language being passed [all 1,200 pages delivered with insufficient time for ANYONE to read it all before voting on it!} can, and certainly does contain all manner of devilish details which will wreak havoc and mayhem on our nation in multiple ways as yet unknown.

But "Obama's plan" was a virtuous good one, while the "Congressional plan" can be dismissed as a bit flawed, but obviously the fault of Congress, probably coerced by those wascally Wepublicans.  Therefore mindless slaves living ont he liberal plantation should reelect Obama so he can "fix" an problem with this bill.

Nohting is ever his fault, even though he  is clueless, inexperienced, and dead wrong on every policy he has been working to implement.  Except, of course, those which are continuations of Bush policies Obama repeatedly condemned during the campaign.

Maybe all politicians lie, but some are certainly far more successful doing it that others.  I bet even Bill Clinton is jealous these days.