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Shameless Shilling for Fellow Viet-Vets

Everybody's heard about the Bullet With Your Name On It (I collected chunks of a couple that were just marked "Occupant" -- but this ain't a TINS!), and a couple of my Aged Aviator buds decided to go all entrepreneurial 'n' stuff with the idea...

Nearly everyone who has been in harm's way has heard that odd angry "To Whom It May Concern" bullet that whizzed close by. And of course, every warrior has wondered in passing if that "Golden BB" was really out there. You know the one; the fabled "Bullet With Your Name On It."

Well now you can know for sure that there REALLY IS a bullet with your name on it, and more importantly, you can know exactly where it is -- it's safely tucked away in your own pocket!

Introducing MY BULLET™

This "Bullet With Your Name On It" is as real as it gets, only that it has been rendered "dudly" for additional safety, and it's now mounted on a keyring and permanently laser engraved with YOUR NAME right on the shell casing. Now, like so many other active duty and veteran warriors who own their own fateful bullet, you can know with confidence that the odds have been handsomely juked in your favor.
And what better send-off gift for that special someone who is headed far away and into risky circumstances?


To sweeten the deal, they're donating 10% to the good folks at Freedom Is Not Free, which makes it a Win-Win-Win situation all around.

Ummmmm -- I wouldn't advise trying to get one of 'em through a TSA check, especially if you fit the current Right Wing Extremist profile, i.e., you're a vet, but it's a pretty neat little trinket. Drop in and visit Steve and Spanky (even though they *are* a couple of fixed-wing wussy bastids who spent all their time frightening innocent helicopters) and check 'em out. V29 has already ordered *two* just in case the Army decides to pull him out of mothballs and make him actually *fly* all those hours he logged as "Combat" time...

And if you're a "Blackadder" fan, too, scroll down to the embedded vid.

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"Innocent helicopters", sez he.  Definition of null set, sez I.  And helicopters without pilots are merely unindicted co-conspirators.