Comments for Karma - too funny.

Karma - too funny.

2009-06-05T12:47:42Z

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The waitress turns to the ostrich, and jokingly asks "what do you want?"

To her surprise, the ostrich responds. "I'll have the same." says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order and the bill. She says "that will be $9.40, please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "a hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. The waitress asks "The usual?".

"No" says the man, "This if Friday night. So I'd like a steak, baked potato and a salad."
"I'll have the same." says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and bill and she says, "That will be $22.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you always manage to come up with the exact change in your pocket, every time? And what is with the talking ostrich?"

"Well" says the man, "Several years ago, I was cleaning out my attic and I found an old lamp. I rubbed, and out came a genie who granted me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That is brilliant." says the waitress. "most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there" says the man.

The waitress asks, "So, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

H/t, Terrymum.

Comment from olga on 2009-06-05

2009-06-05T18:55:04Z

LOL to both LOL

Comment from BillT on 2009-06-05

2009-06-05T17:10:45Z

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an elderly woman in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother..."

Comment from Beth on 2009-06-05

2009-06-05T15:07:16Z

LOL!!!!!!!