tag:www.thedonovan.com,2012://1/tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903- 2012-01-06T18:17:43Z We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 Movable Type 4.12 tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903 2009-06-17T11:30:45Z 2009-06-17T13:17:33Z

The Armorer http://www.thedonovan.com


I have a spelling checker, it came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, your sure reel glad two no,
Its vary polished in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing, it freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, and aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen, eye trussed to bee a joule;
The checker pour o'er every word, to cheque sum spelling rule.
Be fore a veiling checkers hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps, we wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite, of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me, it does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den with wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse by righting want too pleas.]]> tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89900 ry
Sigh.  Life sucks when you're a mutant (or mutated by something you played with) and can't do what you spent a large part of your life training to do.  

BArtender!  Rootbeer float, heavy on the float.  And who absconded with all the Cheetos?!  Where's HF6?!  Grrrrrrrrr. 

Unk, you know SWWBO isn't nearly the pedant Josn is.  She takes agreement and is satisfied. ;) 
]]> 2009-06-20T20:28:28Z 2009-06-20T20:28:28Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89805 Argent http://www.aaronpoeze.com
BillT should know better though given his h4x0r skills which probably include pouring the sand out before booting.

Before those country specific dictionaries the colour and flavour of your English was decidedly non English.
]]> 2009-06-18T10:44:37Z 2009-06-18T10:44:37Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89803 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
SWWBO didn't make all that fuss over RedmonT...
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Don't need Serbo-Croat.  I can foul up English just fine. (And, man, you should see what recipients of letters I sent to Japan in Kanji and hurigana had to deal with.  Oi vey.)  ;)

]]> 2009-06-18T01:13:24Z 2009-06-18T01:13:24Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89793 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com D, dammit!  Shaitan-in-Redmond!

Sheesh.]]> 2009-06-17T18:37:11Z 2009-06-17T18:37:11Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89792 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com ]]> 2009-06-17T18:28:22Z 2009-06-17T18:28:22Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89791 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com Oh, the only thing sadder than Bill typing that is that I understood that. 2009-06-17T18:21:47Z 2009-06-17T18:21:47Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89790 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com ]]> 2009-06-17T18:13:51Z 2009-06-17T18:13:51Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89784 April 2009-06-17T17:35:12Z 2009-06-17T17:35:12Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89781 Casey http://www.thegantry.net/blog
Maybe Ry has the Serbo-Croatian pack installed... :)

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IT BURNS]]> 2009-06-17T15:55:53Z 2009-06-17T15:55:53Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89775 Argent http://www.aaronpoeze.com ]]> 2009-06-17T15:21:01Z 2009-06-17T15:21:01Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89773 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
Why else would those annoying red lines appear beneath such perfectly good words such as  "judgement" and "cancellation"?
]]> 2009-06-17T13:32:46Z 2009-06-17T13:32:46Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10903-comment:89772 AFSister That hurt my brain.... 2009-06-17T13:27:35Z 2009-06-17T13:27:35Z