tag:www.thedonovan.com,2012://1/tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937- 2012-03-24T15:17:29Z We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 Movable Type 4.12 tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937 2009-06-25T05:13:13Z 2009-06-24T23:27:46Z

As 30 June approaches, one interesting milestone over here will most-likely occur -- all the troops will move out of all the bases they've occupied in the cities and move to the outlying FOBs. Or, so The Plan goes. One minor detail will kick in with regards to areas possessing both a. a city andb. several outlying FOBs, all of which are already jam packed with troops who had previously been pulled out of now-secure areas.That minor detail is -- a housing shortage.Now, last year, the Powers That Be here at good ol' Kirkuk Regional Air Base, hereinafter referred to...

Bill http://www.thedonovan.com
a. a city and

b. several outlying FOBs, all of which are already jam packed with troops who had previously been pulled out of now-secure areas.

That minor detail is -- a housing shortage.

Now, last year, the Powers That Be here at good ol' Kirkuk Regional Air Base, hereinafter referred to as KRAB, aka, Camp Calamine East, realized that eventuality would eventually occur (because it was in the SOFA that was finalized in November) and proceeded to level the dirtbags' favorite Mortar 'n' Rocket Impact Area™ in preparation for the erection of additional Containerized Housing Units, hereinafter referred to as CHUs, aka, packing crates with an air-conditioner installed. Happenstantially, that troop exodus from Kirkuk city into KRAB coincides with an influx of additional instructors for the IqAF Flight School. Since the barracks, aka, MODs, are full of transient USAF aircrews whooping and hollering all night, and contractor aircrews can't get their required Crew Rest because of the other aircrews partying all night, The Boss decided that the guys who actually *fly* will move out of the MODs and into the Old CHUs that us groundling and sim 'structors presently occupy, and us groundlings will move into the New CHUs.

Due to adverse weather, adverse weather, and adverse weather -- namely, you don't pour concrete for foundation pilings *in the winter* -- the New CHUs are currently not ready for human occupancy. There's also nowhere near enough of 'em for all the folks who will be pouring in here in

*checks watch*

five days.

You can *already* see where this is going, can'tcha...

Soooo, on Friday, it's out of the Old CHUs for us and into -- somewhere else. We can't go to the New CHUs, obviously, so the most-logical place for us to occupy would be Animal House the squad bay in one of the MODs that will be vacated by our aircrew buds who are moving into our (present) CHUs. Makes sense, right?

Nope. The Powers That Be are moving *more* transient aircrews into the MODs. No contractor parasites need apply.

My guess? There's an abandoned GP Medium tent next to an abandoned latrine in the dirtbags' *second* favorite Mortar 'n' Rocket Impact Area™ that looks *exactly* like the GP Medium tent I lived in for a year in Vietnam.

It'll be like old home week, forty years later. 'Cept the dust here is pinker and doesn't smell of dyspeptic water buffalo...

]]> tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90119 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com I was counting the comments, too. 2009-06-27T22:24:41Z 2009-06-27T22:24:41Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90115 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating...
]]> 2009-06-27T19:05:57Z 2009-06-27T19:05:57Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90091 Boquisucio ]]> 2009-06-26T19:07:49Z 2009-06-26T19:07:49Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90074 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com 2009-06-26T11:13:18Z 2009-06-26T11:13:18Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90071 Boquisucio ]]> 2009-06-26T06:38:59Z 2009-06-26T06:38:59Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90070 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
On the plus side, the wiring hasn't gone bad since the last time they fixed it, so I don't have to worry about getting electrocuted in the shower for a while. And they've reportedly replaced the lighting fixture that smoked us all out the night before I moved.

Meanwhile, Bill, where is your employer in all this?

Alabama. Although the PM is here for a one-month stay and

*snerk*

he'll be in the same squad bay as I am.]]> 2009-06-26T06:14:53Z 2009-06-26T06:14:53Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90068 Attila http://www.thedonovan.com
Meanwhile, Bill, where is your employer in all this?

Then there's barter. If there's an ETAC or two out there, I bet you could trade somethin' for somethin'. Or just play on his sympathy and just ask for shite. Tell him an old ASOG/CC would (strongly) approve.
]]> 2009-06-26T05:19:58Z 2009-06-26T05:19:58Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90067 Grumpy
@BillT, I know times have changed, but I can't believe they have changed *that* much. Now, they're using cats' dried hairballs, instead of *big brass shiny ones*.

//SNARK to both of you, seriously, BillT I hope things go well through this insanity of "Transition".
]]> 2009-06-26T04:21:55Z 2009-06-26T04:21:55Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90051 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
The good news is, the GP Medium has its own generator.

The bad news is, the generator is kinda fried...
]]> 2009-06-25T19:33:35Z 2009-06-25T19:33:35Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90049 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
Nothing like scheduling a meeting on everybody's morning off to boost morale...
]]> 2009-06-25T18:57:18Z 2009-06-25T18:57:18Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90047 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com ]]> 2009-06-25T18:50:28Z 2009-06-25T18:50:28Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90046 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com The young troop is welcome to all we have that is not currently attached to something with a tail. 2009-06-25T18:38:49Z 2009-06-25T18:38:49Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90041 FbL http://www.fuzzilicoious.blogspot.com ]]> 2009-06-25T16:47:23Z 2009-06-25T16:47:23Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90037 Dyspeptic Water Buffalo
(I turn left after the Himalayas, correct?)
]]> 2009-06-25T15:52:25Z 2009-06-25T15:52:25Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90032 Pogue http://airpogue.blogspot.com/ ]]> 2009-06-25T13:56:48Z 2009-06-25T13:56:48Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90031 AW1 Tim  You know, BillT, that the smell of US OD Canvas is something that is forever implanted into my memory. You could blindfold me, and stick me into one of those GP tents, or in the back of a deuce and a half truck, under that canvas cover, and I could tell you exactly what that was.

  In hot weather, that stuff had a particular odor, and anyone who has soent anytime around and/or under it will remember exactly how it smelled.

  It's funny how some memories stick with you, eh?

   respects,
]]> 2009-06-25T13:45:47Z 2009-06-25T13:45:47Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90030 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com Bill only has to deal with an ocassional hit or miss --

None of the Misses I deal with have hit on me.

Dammitt...

No problem with Hantavirus-ridden rodents around here -- the snakes eat 'em all.
]]> 2009-06-25T13:37:08Z 2009-06-25T13:37:08Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90029 Alan D. Briley, RN Don't forget that those mice may have been associating with local prarie dogs, and picked up fleas carrying the Bubonic plague! The aminoglycosides streptomycin and gentamicin, the tetracyclines tetracycline and doxycycline and the fluoroquinolone ciprofloxacin are effective in treating the plague, so keep some in your cubicle! 2009-06-25T13:32:46Z 2009-06-25T13:32:46Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90027 JimC ]]> 2009-06-25T13:22:05Z 2009-06-25T13:22:05Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90026 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
Geez, I guess I'll have to play 'em next week, while I hang around the office after work until it gets cool enough to trudge the additional eighty miles 1,500 meters through the barren waste Cav's Motor Pool...
]]> 2009-06-25T13:20:00Z 2009-06-25T13:20:00Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90025 John of Argghhh! http://www.thedonovan.com
Well, I was gonna put up a post whinging about how I'm a contractor working in a gov't facility and I have mouse droppings all over my cube space every morning... but, as usual, you win.]]> 2009-06-25T11:34:36Z 2009-06-25T11:34:36Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90024 Argent http://www.gaymilitarylife.com New boots for the dude running this show?


]]> 2009-06-25T06:22:41Z 2009-06-25T06:22:41Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90023 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com
And it actually appears it *will* be completed sometime in July, or August, or September, or November, or...
]]> 2009-06-25T06:15:27Z 2009-06-25T06:15:27Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10937-comment:90022 OldDog http://www.neversofew.com
If the Command of Preperation is "Cluster"; What is the "Command of Execution"?

//SNARK]]> 2009-06-25T05:40:25Z 2009-06-25T05:40:25Z