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Rebranding Guantánamo Bay

[Incredulous Observations by Castle Denizen: Boquisucio]

Isn't it nice, that now that the Eeeeviel BushMcShimpy is safely tucked away back in Texas, we can now openly recognize Guantánamo Bay for what it has always been: An shining example of a Modern Incarcerating Institution.

Helk, they we can now openly admit that even in the "worst of conditions", it even featured a private special cage built away from the main detention area for a detainee who had a chronic self-pleasuring issue.   Because you know, keeping anyone from self-pleasuring would be real torture.

Go read the glowing report, as seen from the inside
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BOQ