
The new nail gun, made by Dewalt can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife or aa friend to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else ever again.
"...the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else ever again." Only because she'd be using it herself.



That is so cool.
This totally violates the 'more you do the more that needs to be done' wife directive.
Maybe
*snicker*
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Something like that would make a rather spiffy home defense tool. All bonus that it bypasses any and all anti-firearm legislation.