Comments for I'm so ronery...

I'm so ronery...

Wed, 27 May 2009 06:38:27 -0600

Kim Jong Il is feeling left out as once again the Cool Kids on the playground pick fights with the New Kid at school, Barack Obama. That means that Obama is thereby getting the attention that should rightly belong to Kim, so, once again Kim has had a spastic paroxysm of acting out that causes his poisonous emotional pathologies to spew forth in a spastic temper tantrum and publicly wets himself, while tossing symbolic phalli all over the place.Mind you, when he finally does snap and goes all Columbine on us, we aren't going to have the excuse "But he was such a quiet boy, who...

Comment from ry on 2009-05-28

Thu, 28 May 2009 21:05:07 -0600

"What happens in Pyongyang doesn't stay in Pyongyang."
(particularly when Unka Bill's gotten loose with a camera and an impish grin)

And why in the helk is he drinking JPN beer? Kirin draft? Can't they shoot him for being a counter-revolutionary or traitor or something? Not that that solves the DPRK succession problem, but, hey, it'd be 'Change We Can Believe In'.

Comment from Fishmugger on 2009-05-28

Thu, 28 May 2009 07:39:57 -0600

But all powerful one...that tie goes with the suit...the shirt maybe a little too upbeat.

Comment from fdcol63 on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 15:27:08 -0600

Kim Jong Il: "Madeleine, I love playing 'President & Intern'!"

Comment from Cannonshop on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:54:53 -0600

I Know! we'll use the MiM-30's on him-but in a different way-instead of the soldiers speaking into it, they can point it at him, and some cameras...and he'll stop what he's doing and talk...and talk...and talk...

and thus, his loneliness and personal demons will be assauged without embarassing the Obamessiah.

(no, I don't think so either. Unfortunately, we've got a government defined by spinelessness internationally and jack-boots at home now.)

Comment from Grumpy on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:54:15 -0600

I know where I would like to store all of his "toys". Let's put it this way, he wouldn't be sitting that!

Comment from Cricket on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 13:43:02 -0600

'I'm so ronery'--see pic for reason why

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 11:11:57 -0600

That one is going into the quotation rota on the sidebar. TX!

Comment from Boquisucio on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 10:44:13 -0600

On a more serious note...

I am thoroughly enjoying Winston Churchill's Six-Volume Oeouvre: The Second World War. Amongst the many quotables I found this timely nugget.

Virtuous motives, trammelled by inertia and timidity,
are no match for armed and resolute wickedness.

Comment from fdcol63 on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 10:30:42 -0600

Kim Jong Il: "I await yet another very, very, angry letter from the UN."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hk9vaqWUg

Comment from Kirk on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 10:25:22 -0600

I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up get prans / but, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can the worrd maybe they'rr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...

Comment from Boquisucio on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 10:23:00 -0600

Goes to show you, even the Eeevieeelest of Dictators can have good taste in INK.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 09:21:18 -0600

Captions! I want captions, people. RTFP!

Comment from Tim on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 08:44:36 -0600

Well, maybe not a quiet, untroubled boy, but they can still call him "kind of a loner - keeps to himself".

Comment from Barb on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 08:35:36 -0600

Excellent 'article' - I was indeed ROFL at the last para ... nice :-)

Comment from fdcol63 on 2009-05-27

Wed, 27 May 2009 07:54:18 -0600

John, subjecting us to that photo should earn you a special place in Dante's Inferno! LOL