tag:www.thedonovan.com,2012://1/tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656- 2012-01-06T18:19:57Z We're the Military and Airpower Guys of Jonah Goldberg of National Review Online + a stray we found wandering around looking lost. All original material JHD, BHD, JR, WT, and KA 2003-2010 Movable Type 4.12 tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656 2009-04-21T10:45:54Z 2009-04-20T14:47:09Z

It is too funny - precisely because it hits close to home, however arguable any single detail might be.17 QUALIFICATIONS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding. 5. You have...

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17 QUALIFICATIONS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or Abraham Lincoln.

14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
]]> tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656-comment:87653 BillT http://www.thedonovan.com 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

So, that makes F-16 pilots Liberals, then?

]]> 2009-04-21T21:02:15Z 2009-04-21T21:02:15Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656-comment:87632 Oldloadr I'm sure DHS will be alerted to this posting... 2009-04-21T15:11:45Z 2009-04-21T15:11:45Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656-comment:87622 Josh 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

But a REALLY good liberal believes that the AIDS virus is spread BY federal funding!
]]> 2009-04-21T12:50:07Z 2009-04-21T12:50:07Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656-comment:87621 lisa Ok, I'm either a really bad liberal or a weird conservative........ 2009-04-21T12:46:44Z 2009-04-21T12:46:44Z tag:www.thedonovan.com,2009://1.10656-comment:87620 Beth http://www.thedonovan.com/the_farm 2009-04-21T11:40:54Z 2009-04-21T11:40:54Z