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H&I* Fires 5 April 2009

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The holdings of the Arsenal of Argghhhh! include several bayonets and a George V infantry officer's sword, all fine products of the famous blade-maker, Wilkinson Sword.  Sadly, whenver I handle one now, I fear it just won't be the same.  H/t, SWWBO, curse her!  -the Armorer

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From Secretary Gate's speech on re-ordering Pentagon priorities today:
However, I have concluded that there are significant unanswered questions concerning the FCS vehicle design strategy. I am also concerned that, despite some adjustments, the FCS vehicles – where lower weight, higher fuel efficiency, and greater informational awareness are expected to compensate for less armor – do not adequately reflect the lessons of counterinsurgency and close quarters combat in Iraq and Afghanistan. The current vehicle program, developed nine years ago, does not include a role for our recent $25 billion investment in the MRAP vehicles being used to good effect in today’s conflicts.

I can only assume the Secretary has been reading this blog.  No, really. I'm sure it was me.  Oh, sure, there are some other guys, Generals and such, and some studies, etc.   -the Armorer

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*A term of art from the artillery. Harassment and Interdiction Fires. Back in the day, when you could just kill people and break things without a note from a lawyer, they were pre-planned, but to the enemy, random, fires at known gathering points, road junctions, Main Supply Routes, assembly areas, etc - to keep the bad guy nervous that the world around him might start exploding at any minute. Not really relevant to today's operating environment, right? But, it *is. The UAVs we fly over Afghanistan and Pakistan looking for targets of opportunity are a form of H&I fires, if you really want to parse it finely. We just have better sensors and fire control now. Of course, now I have to call them UAS's, because someone got a Legion of Merit for the name change.Anyway, I call the post H&I Fires because it's random things posted by me and people I've given posting privileges to that particular topic. Another term of art that might be appropriate is Free Fire Zone.

20 Comments

Wilkinson was an early innovater of razor products... but yeah, Henry is certainly spinning in his grave...
The very first bayonet I aquired in my callow youth was a Wilkinson P1907, and I've still got it. 
 
Crap.  I will never be able to look at the painting of the Scots Greys at Waterloo with a straight face again.
 
Well, neatly trimmed gardens can be more fetching than wild jungles.  LOL
 
As someone noted over there, did you catch how her cat was shaved bare by the end of the commercial?

As for the tulips; oy!

 
I happened to catch what I believe was the US version of this commercial.  It merely featured young women  talking about personal grooming while passing behind... interestingly shaped topiaries.

Apparently the English love of a finely maintained lawn lives on.

Or something.
 
oh.

my.

GAWD....

 
So are you saying I should be quiet here and not ruin, say......Johnson's Wax....or Turtle Wax.....for you?
 
I'll presume you'll now be especially hesitant to post anything relating to any future misadventure with an edged weapon?
 
Maggie,  things could get exciting if you talked about Brazilian Wax!  LOL
 
Well, I've never been stuck by Brit steel.  Only Serbian.
 
And just today I was watching a BBC documentary where, among other complaints, the host/producer/reporter lady was railing against the idea that women should, er, mow their lawns...
 
Only Serbian.

The Serbs make Bikini Razors?

 
My eyes!!!! Oh Gawd, the pain...!
 
 Now that is funny!  Thanks for sharing!  "Mow the Lawn"!
 
ROFL!!!!!
 

Josh - I find that when you cross the pond lots of proper hygiene gets short shrift.  I will stay here in the US where the good people from Crest, Johnson & Johnson, Tide, Febreeze, Gillette and a host of others take care of me. 

Oh, and Frank - The wax doesn't actually come from Brazil.  They make that here in the States too.  It's just a term, like French toast or Belgian waffles.  It's ok if I relate it to something you eat, right?

As far as "mowing the lawn" - Well I come from the very heart of the city......one block from the Bunker Hill monument in one direction and Old Ironsides a few hundred yards in the other.  No lawns.  The grass up at the Monument was maintained by the Park Rangers.  So you can see what choices I'd make based on my experience.

 
So, the Consort is your lawn boy?
 
"It's ok if I relate it to something you eat, right?"

Of course!  LOL
 
Well, I have always said that Princess Crabby has staff.....but in this particular case.....it's better to have a "disinterested 3rd party" handling the hot wax.  A steady hand and all that.
 
Josh - I find that when you cross the pond lots of proper hygiene gets short shrift.

Is that really true in the UK?  Everybody knows about France, and I imagine many other continental countries follow suit, but I thought the UK was much better about that.  Except for their famously bad dentistry, of course...