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DHS Quick-screen field guide for LEOs.

DHS Quick-screen guide to Right Wing Extremists for LEOs

On the back it has the following note:  Rural/Red State LEOs: This document is *not* intended to be a quick-screen to buy the subject a beer nor to ask to see what their latest firearm acquisition was.

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If you'd been wearing Barney, you'd probably be in a lot more trouble.

A lot more pain, anyway...
 
Let's be fair, here.  Any rational adult that voluntarily associates with things Barnerian (with the exception of Barney targets at the receiving end of a gun range) probably is a threat to the Republic, the ecosystem, and persons with a history of seizures.  I don't mind if LEOs give such deviants extra scrutiny.

Hey, the Palistinians have a history of their large, improbable furry animal pals on children's shows dying horrible deaths -- why can't we?
 
...large, improbable furry...

Okay, now I'm confused. Are we talking about Barney or John?

 
John, aren't we being just a little bit subtle? Don't you usually call this a "Whatziss?" 
 
Heh,

  Right up there with my favorite tanker engagement:

    Gunner! Target!

    Ambulances In The Open!

    Lawyers Dismounted!

    Load Flechette!
 
 That would be "Load Canister"
... then "Driver: Prepare to Manouvre".

Cheers
 
Okay, now that I'm done cracking up with laughter and have emptied my bladder, this is great!  I love it.