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Descent into self-parody: An Illustration

I defy you to read this entire article and not:

1) Wish you could stick pins in your eyes
2) Lose your last meal
3) Suffer an aneurysm from the uncontrollable guffaws this will generate.

Amazing. Simply amazing

35 Comments

I have only one word for this:  Disgusting.
 
I honestly do not understand the adulation about her supposed sense of fashion and her status as a feminine icon for women.

She does have a unique/signature style.  But while sometimes she nails it with a fresh and appropriate outfit, other times it's an absolute fright.  She makes me often wonder whether she has anyone advising her on her clothing in terms of how it will look on camera, or among a bunch of suits.  It's just hit or miss.

And although she seems to be able to strike a pose, she is not a graceful person by any means.  Perhaps she is not entirely comfortable with her height, as is common with many tall women, but there are times when I swear she walks like a truck driver--for example, see the video from her entrance when she's visiting Queen Elizabeth.

Now, none of these things are worth throwing stones at her over; they aren't matters of character, etc., and she didn't ask to be a fashion/feminine icon.  But they stand out against these people who seem determined to deify her for fashion and style characteristics she just does not have.  I don't get it...
 
I don't get why it's important.

But then, you can look at me and tell that I don't get "style" in any sense of the word, either.
 
Cortillaen said it best:  Disgusting.

Besides the self-parody aspect, the adulation of Michelle Obama is especially disgusting when you remember 2 things:

1) She introduced Obama to Bernardine Dorhn (and most likely Bill Ayers) when they worked together at Sidley Austin in 1988-1989.

2) Was the driving force behind Barack's membership and attendance at Rev. Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ, where he listened to Wright's racist and anti-US sermons for 20 years.

She's not worthy of the adulation or parody, let alone her position as First Lady.
 
And it perhaps would not have been surprising to hear Ms. Obama echo the words of Ms. Kennedy, who wrote during her husband's campaign, “What does my hairdo have to do with my husband's ability to be president?”

It wouldn't have been surprising at all -- it would have been positively dumbfounding.

 
puke
 
I think a lot of the attention is due to the fact that the Obama White House is doing a fine job of shutting the press out of any meaninful information, and aside from some quiet whining they still appear to be in denial about it.  Useful idiots indeed.
 
 I've tried not to look to closely at that forehead, or those broad shoulders, because I still believe she's a transvestite.  :)
 
Couldn't make it pass the 1st sentence.
 
Ry, cleanup on post 5,678!  Olga lost it in the comments over by the 'Ritamatic!

Hey? Anybody seen JTG lately?

Do we need to check a blotter somewhere?
 
I'm just wondering if Ms. Obama enjoyed her first British tounge-bath...

 
Ecccch.

*pouring Lysol directly over cerebral cortex*
 
Let us not wander too far down that path Casey started us on, boys and girls.
 
I'm not sure Lysol is gonna santize this.  LOL
 
The media is focusing on how she/they look, so they can avoid reporting on anything of substance...like how corrupt politicians from Chicago, New York, and Washington, DC are responsible for the current state of financial disaster and the loss of individual liberty in America.
 
Goebbels would be envious.
 
Screw the Lysol.  I'll go with a sulfuric and hydrochloric acids cocktail. 
 
This is one well managed machine. Don't take anything away from Barrack; he just didn't beat the Reps last fall, he beat all comers to get to McCain. He out smarted, out maneuvered, and out fought the CLINTON machine. And in my heart, I believe any of the top 5 Dems would have beat McCain considering the state of the economy last fall.

We're going to see a lot of this junk for the next few years. Keep the Pepto handy.
 
If we'd had an objective and unbiased press, Obama would have been laughed off the national stage.

Alas, we saw how powerful and influential they still are with a majority of Americans, and just how gullible and unserious  the majority of Americans have become.

I still can't find anything positive in this.
 
LOL!  Come on people - get a grip!  It's an "American Idol" world.  Of course they are going to focus on what she wears and how she looks.  And, of course, it's going to be favorable.  We (politically savvy people on the left and right) are going to look deeper, but the rest of the world is this superficial with everything.

I loathe "The One" and by extension his wife, but it doesn't mean I begrudge her being the toast of London.  As a matter of fact, since I am an extremely tribal person, once the Obamas go overseas representing America - I want her to be the hottest.  Even crazy, scheming pinko Americans are better than anyone else. lol! 

Fbl - she was hit or miss in the beginning, but I have seen no evidence of that lately.  I think she did get some kind of consultant.

For the rest of you, she is young and she has people to help her work out and dress her and help her with her hair and do her up - for pity's sake she better look good!  And that's fine, I wouldn't want her to be schlubby.

This is so silly and Tim, you gave me the biggest giggle!  Do her "guns" scare you?  Or is it just that you prefer softer women like me?
 
You don't get it?  Come on, guys.  We are not doing our homework, and when we don't know the answer, we baffle them with BS.  Personally, I would enjoy sitting down and having lunch with Mrs. O.  But I would have loved to have dinner with Jackie O... I would like to know what they think, but, really "so what?"  She will pick her legacy for glory.  I am glad she is a nice lady and I dont really care if she dresses great or not.  Personally, I like my own wife to look great too... I just can't afford all that nice bling.  Besides, MY WIFE looked great in dress blues!  Soooooooooo, bottom line, the press is simply making her insignificant as a person and accentuating the feminine. 

 
Hey that's not fair!  You cheated!  I was all ready to answer your challenge, you didn't tell me it was about Michelle Obama!  Everybody knows I'm not capable of reading or hearing about her for more than ten seconds...
 
Four years of this shit!?!
 
Maggie,

  It's not her "guns" that scare me, Maggie... it's that cro-magnon/Lurch  forehead of hers.   I could swear I've seen her in a drag-review in Harlem.......  Can't we get Andrew Sullivan investigating this "conspiracy"?  I mean, after all, he spent MONTHS blogging about how he KNEW Trig Palin was NOT Sarah's baby, but her daughters!

  Oh, it's a good time to own shares in the popcorn industry  :)
 
Tim,

I notice you didn't answer the second question.  Is that because you forgot you met me once?
 
Ahem. And burrr-hum. Mister Donovan, SIR!

I was, of course, speaking of metaphorical tounge-bath.

You perv... :)

Me? I find huge foreheads and powerful biceps weirdly ... repulsive, in a hermaphroditical way.

Ace of Spades called her a Klingon, and I'm wondering if he knew something we didn't. Snerk.

 
I could swear I've seen her in a drag-review in Harlem.......

Coulda saved some money and just walked from the parking lot to the main gate of the VA Hospital in Philly.

 
I actually got all the way to the end before I puked:
“I think she's going to be great for strong, independent women,” Ms. Manhas said. “She's not afraid to have a career and children and still look good. Maybe she is proof you can have it all.”

Afraid to have a career and children, and still look good!???  Have it all!???

OH PLEASE.

Manhas must have her eyes closed when looking at all of the incredibly, INDEPENDENTLY, successful women in the world!  To say that Michelle has a "career" is insulting to those of us who actually WORK for a living.  sheesh.

PUKE
 
ry! Get a fresh change of water and head downthread toward the chandelier!
 
Hey, isn't there someone lower on the seniority list than me now?  Get Josh to clean the Chandelier.  I'm already tasked with singing the Motor Pool de Argghhh! to sleep so they start easily. 
 
I'll be happy to clean the chandelier but some people have complained about my cleaning methods...
 
How quickly the proles turn on each other...
 
Hey, I'm no proletariat, I'm an evil capitalist oppressing the proles or something!
 
...So you're a running-dog lackey, then?

 
I don't care how many affirmative action degrees she has, nor how many people she has styling her hair. She's a piece of filth, and the sooner she fades into obscurity, pondering the utter failure of herself and her husband, the better the planet will be. Of course there will always be sycophants to praise her, just like Stalin, Mao, and Hitler.