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Mixing Religion and Politics

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:23:53 -0600

Makin' the rounds in the VietVet community:A Conservative walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Isn't that Jesus over there?" When the bartender said "Yes," the Conservative said, "Send Him another of whatever He's drinking. Put it on my tab." A little later a Libertarian walked in. "Say," he said, "Isn't that Jesus sitting over there?" The barman said, "Yes," so the Libertarian sent over a hamburger. Presently a Liberal showed up, noticed Jesus and sent over a plate of French fries. Jesus finished his meal and got up to leave. On his way out he stopped to talk...

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-25

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:39:43 -0600

Certainly!

Now I'll try to work in additional punchlines without sending PG-17d off the deep end.

Comment from Maggie on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:34:55 -0600

Did I score points?

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:46:43 -0600

Heh. I was wondering if you'd get it.

It's not service-wide, it's just a really *old* joke. I first heard it in high school -- and we didn't even *have* a Navy back then.

Water hadn't been invented yet.

Comment from Maggie on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:40:56 -0600

LOL! Socks? Small batch of laundry? Is that service wide, or just a Navy joke?

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:15:46 -0600

Why, certainly!

There's not much room in the hootch, but you can have the spot on the cot next to the space heater. Ummmmm -- lemme move my socks first, I just did a small batch of laundry...

Comment from Maggie on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:45:16 -0600

My Darling Chief - Of course it would be you!

It's chilly in Boston. Can I pop over there and warm my hands?

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-24

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:09:34 -0600

*perk*

Aaaaand your first choice would be...?

Comment from Maggie on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:26:21 -0600

Now hold on a cotton pickin' minute! If we are calling dibs on who gets to touch what......I should have first choice since it's my birthday week.

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:13:41 -0600

Fishmugger would find *that* comment hilarious.

Comment from AFSister on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:10:32 -0600

So Bill- does that mean you're all piney-smellin' now?

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:08:22 -0600

Eccch.

*pouring Lysol directly over cerebral cortex*

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:45:11 -0600

They'd pay *bigger* money to *prevent* it.

Comment from AFSister on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:33:53 -0600

Wha???
You got a problem with 27" Zipper meeting #82?? Or should I say, "meating" #82??

People would pay big money for that, Bill.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:31:49 -0600

Ewwwww. By yer own admission, you bring a whole new meaning to "crusty old phart."

I was just passing my "free healing" to you - as a favor to KtLW.

Comment from BillT on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:57:22 -0600

If that's a memo to yerself, we *don't* have that kind of relationship...

Comment from Cricket on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:53:32 -0600

bwahahaha!!!

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:35:41 -0600

Hmmmmm. [Checks deposit records]

Hmmm again.

"Touch Bill!"

Comment from Josh on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:02:51 -0600

Nonsense Old Dog, the Liberal saw a man in sandals with shaggy hair and thought he was supporting a brother Hippie's freeloading lifestyle. It's merely a case of mistaken identity...

Comment from Old Dog on 2009-03-23

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:58:42 -0600

Well, the only thing I cannot believe is that the Liberal sent the fries without putting them on someone else's bill! :)