Six billion out of work by Christmas! I guess that means we're gonna hafta back off on that whole abortion thingy, if we're gonna get from 300 million people to 6 billion so that we can all be unemployed...
Oh, and we're gonna hafta go whole hog on that IVF/fertility drug thingy, too.
Remember, only two months left to breed enough people to make Nancy look smart!
Bad Cat Robot has a plan to help pad the numbers...
I've just come up with a fiendishly clever idea. You know how the PETA people are always trying to say animals have the same rights as humans? So, just declare cats (and to keep John and Bill happy, dogs) as human! That will keep the count up. Plus, I can declare two dependents on my taxes this year! The lazy bums don't have jobs either, so I should get some of that sweet stimulus cash.
(Goldfish cannot be claimed as human, but you can elect them to represent you in Congress.)
Princess Crabby offers up this admonishment in terms of doing our duty for SanFranNan:
IVF? That's not my preferred method of procreation.
Also, remember, we want to get it right.........so practice, practice, practice.
Maggie
Yeah, I know it's just a slip of the tongue. But you can imagine the reaction had it been from a White House lectern with a Texas twang just 30 days ago...]]>