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            <title>Sometimes, things get lost in translation...</title>
            <description><![CDATA[The Internet is a powerful tool.&nbsp; And with free translation tools,&nbsp;such as&nbsp;Babelfish, you can surf stuff written in foreign languages and still gather good info that will enhance and improve your life, all without having to stick an icky fish in your ear.&nbsp; Those who know, know.

But, sometimes, well, something gets lost in translation.&nbsp;&nbsp; Yanno, like this scenario...

You're a German, and you are searching for some info on loading and firing the .50 caliber M2&nbsp; machine gun.

So, you go to an english-language website and find this:

To load the weapon, first pull back on the cocking handle.

Slap that into Babelfish, ask it to translate to German,&nbsp;and you&nbsp;get this:

Um die Waffe zu laden, ziehen erste auf dem spannenden Handgriff zur&uuml;ck.

As a test, you put that back into Babelfish and translate back to English.&nbsp; And you get this...

In order to load the weapon, first withdraw on the exciting handle.

Not too bad, right?&nbsp;Heck, that sounds like it might even be naughty! &nbsp;And, after all, you're German, you can catch the nuances of your own language and work it a bit if you need to for your own website.

Now, some French guy comes along and copies the German.&nbsp; This is what he gets:

Pour charger l'arme, premiers retirent sur la poign&eacute;e captivante.

Let's slap *that* back into Babelfish and see what happens when we take it to English.

To charge l' arms, first withdraw on the captivating handle.

Hmmmm.&nbsp; That's not working out so well, but it's still understandable if you have basic firearm knowledge.&nbsp; Now some Italian guy wants the text - and he gets it from the French website:

Per caricare l' arma, primi ritirano sull'impugnatura captivante.

Back to English from the Italian:

In order to load l' arm, first withdraws sull' captivante grip.

Ruh-roh.&nbsp; Then along comes a Japanese guy - to the Italian site.

Ya see how this is going, right?

So, you're Johnny Jihadi and frankly you're tired of those hoser Crusaders who keep whacking you and your buddies with long range machinegun fire - even when shooting from helos dammit!&nbsp; This when your fire control tactic of &quot;Spray and Pray&quot;&nbsp;(you are very devout, after all) doesn't quite seem to&nbsp;be earning the blessings your Imam told you praying while spraying would bring.

You chat it up with your buddies and the guys you have working the bazaars near Kandahar and your research leads you&nbsp;to the concept of something called &quot;spade grips&quot; as a way to impart some control on those automatic weapons when they are in the &quot;rock n' roll&quot; mode.&nbsp; 

So you go and start surfing.&nbsp; But... you don't have high speed access, you can't stay online too long on your cellphone&nbsp;or those bleeping Crusaders jam your signal, you know the deal.&nbsp; So you get lots and lots of text, but you block the the pictures.&nbsp; 

You find out&nbsp;spade grips&nbsp;aren't a&nbsp;new idea.&nbsp; The Crusaders&nbsp;use 'em on their Chinooks...&nbsp; 



Uncle Bill used&nbsp;'em&nbsp;on&nbsp;Hubert during Vietnam.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

Shoot, the Crusaders even put them on their rifles:&nbsp; 




Then you hit the motherlode!&nbsp; You find out the French used 'em in WWI and in conjunction with a pistol grip!&nbsp;&nbsp;And they *won* that war!&nbsp; Now that makes you all funny in the pants.&nbsp; You know what&nbsp;you have to&nbsp;do!&nbsp; 

And that's where we find out that somtimes, well, things get lost in translation...]]></description>
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            <title>Comment from Josh on 2009-02-07</title>
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                <![CDATA[JTG, isn't the whole point of spade grips that you're supposed to use tracers instead of the sights?<br />]]>
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            <link>http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2009/02/sometimes_thing.html#comment-84013</link>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:26:14 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from R. Jewell on 2009-02-07</title>
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                <![CDATA[*Stinger* on a Chinook<br />
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Been there, done that<br />
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Yes, it is fun, more fun than you're supposed to have.]]>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:37:33 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Justthisguy on 2009-02-07</title>
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                No, wait! Build it up with putty or something? Whatever, whoever did that does not seem to have concerned himself very much with looking through the sights.

Sheesh! Doesn&apos;t he know that ammo is right expensive these days?
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            <link>http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2009/02/sometimes_thing.html#comment-84007</link>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:25:05 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Justthisguy on 2009-02-07</title>
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                Looking at that thing, I don&apos;t see how one could get a good cheek weld and simultaneously line up eyeball and both sights. If I had to use that piece, I might beat on the shovel handle with a hammer until I could achieve such alignment.
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:17:38 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Cannoneer No. 4 on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[John (not the armorer), <em>Romanians</em> use them as issue weapons.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.defense.ro/galerie_foto/imagine.php?id=1294" rel="nofollow">TF Zabul</a>.]]>
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            <link>http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2009/02/sometimes_thing.html#comment-83998</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:41:14 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from J.M. Heinrichs on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[&nbsp;Diggers.<br />
<br />
Cheers]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:58:10 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Josh - people who own full-auto guns and wanna have fun.<br />
<br />
And, possibly, <a href="https://policeguns.com/catalog/product_reviews.php?products_id=5704" rel="nofollow">Law Enforcement.</a>]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:55:56 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Josh on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Hahahaha nice explanation, very creative!<br />
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But who uses spade grips on an M-16???<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:50:59 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Well, since it's an older, milled-reciever AK, one can understand his interest in keeping it functional, vice one of the stamped out POS most&nbsp;AK-armed bubbas tote any more.<br />
<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:52:02 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from AW1 Tim on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[<br />
Heh...<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll bet he stole that hadle off'n a &quot;fire&quot; truck too... :)<br />
<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp; It bein' red and all that.<br />
<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp; Just sayin...<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:26:08 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Boquisucio on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Well you know, if that D-Handled Spade was a Craftsman&reg;, Jihad Joe there could have gotten himself a full replacement on its Lifetime Warantee.<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:51:32 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Oldloadr on 2009-02-06</title>
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                John - I wasn&apos;t being that serious and, like I said, your set up was great prose and I got a good belly laugh out of it, but you are the Armorer so we are driven to fill in the details (LOL).
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:06:24 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Snerk.&nbsp; Geez, the whole post is a joke... you guys are *waaaay* too serious today!]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:00:27 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Oldloadr on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[I'll tell y'all something:&nbsp; The actual business parts of the AK-47 is the proverbial Timex watch (it takes a licking and keeps on ticking).&nbsp; Just like a Timex, it's not terribly expensive, or accurate.&nbsp; Not only are AKs&nbsp;used by the bad guys in Iraq and the Stan, they are used by the indigenous&nbsp;good guys, as well.&nbsp; Hey,&nbsp;they've been there, forever.&nbsp; I&nbsp;had one in my arms room in Iraq, that&nbsp;had 1956 stamped on it (Timex, again).&nbsp; We didn't&nbsp;have enough 7.62 to allow me to &quot;play&quot; with them, but I did get to lean something about there care and feeding.&nbsp; One thing I learned is the rear stock is removable on all models,&nbsp;so somebody got issued one that he maybe wanted a little more control to his spray and pray.<br />
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All that said,&nbsp;I still think your set-up on this was great prose.&nbsp; &nbsp;]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:55:04 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Jihadis in either Iraq or Afstan.&nbsp; The text that came with the pic didn't say.<br />
<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:32:12 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John (not the armorer) on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[What's with the Roumanian Dragunov clone clone (ROMAK)&nbsp;next to it?<br />
<br />
Who is using them as issue weapons?<br />]]>
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            <link>http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2009/02/sometimes_thing.html#comment-83962</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:25:17 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Neffi on 2009-02-06</title>
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                &apos;Exciting handle&apos; is rather apt, methinks... so long as someone else is paying for the ammo.
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:11:18 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Blake, the probability of your scenario approaches unity.<br />
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Mine is funnier.]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:10:24 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Eric Wilner on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[&quot;Fork handles.&quot;<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:56:59 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from NevadaDailySteve on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[Yeppers, that looks like a gen-u-ine sharp pointy digging instrument handle on that there bang-stick although I&nbsp;don't think much dirt is going to get scooped up even with the bayonet on the other end.<br />]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:56:35 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Comment from Blake Kirk on 2009-02-06</title>
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                <![CDATA[As the instructors at the Ranger School are wont to say:<br />
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&quot;Well, it's a technique...&quot;<br />
<br />
If we could somehow find out precisely why this field modification was made, I've got&nbsp; a sneaking suspicion that&nbsp; we would discover that it had rather more to do with a broken butstock and a severe lack of replacement parts than it did with a desire for better accuracy.<br />
<br />
Although, that really IS&nbsp;a real spade grip, isn't it?]]>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:16:12 -0600</pubDate>
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