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Pfooey. Tagged.

Again. With yet another farking chick quiz. Thanks a bunch, AFSis.

First, the Rules:

1. Link to the person that tagged you.
Done.

2. Post the rules on your blog.
Done.

3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
See below.

4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
Lessee – who better to be tagged with a chick quiz than – chicks?
Heh. See below.

5. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
Wellllllll, owe-kaaaay, then, considering the BlogTwin sent me an e-gram, and didn’t follow the rules her *own* self, yadda yadda, quibble quibble.

6. Let your tagger know when your entry is up.
Oh, like she won't come looking. Sheesh.

The six non-important things/habits/quirks will probably be all quirks, ‘cuz I’m just a conglomeration of quirks to begin with.

1. Despite all the snarky shenanigans in the comment sections here and at VC, I do *not* wear an electric blue thong.

2. Or a thong of any other color.

3. I have never killed a velociraptor for sport.

4. I'm acrophobic. I *hate* heights unless I'm strapped into a helicopter (*told* ya I was quirky...)

5. I'm the only guy on the FOB who has never consumed a non-alcoholic beer -- they have it available in the DFAC, but I don’t drink beer for the *taste*.

6. I usually post my answers to chick quizzes on weekends in order to limit my embarrassment to the five or six of you who *do* show up on Sunday and who already know I’m quirky.

Okay, in order of those *least* likely to send me a letterbomb -- Maggie, Brab, BCR, Cassie, HF6, and FuzzyBee.



19 Comments

Darn.
I was hoping you'd disspell the rumor that after God gave you the recipe for mud, you passed it on to your bff, Adam and his wife Eve.
 
No, Bill doesn't wear an 'electric blue thong,' he wears an OD 27" zipper.
Not only that, he has a pet velicoraptor in his basement.
 
This is ridiculous.....there is nothing non-important about me.
 
Heh - I go for months without a tag, and now get two.  And both emanate from AFsis (the other via Keith).  A two-fer, I guess ;-)
 
A two-fer, I guess

No, it means that you have to list *twelve* things.

...there is nothing non-important about me.

What about that preference for sailors?

...he wears an OD 27" zipper.

Ummmmm -- not *just* the zipper, y'unnerstand. And the color's now Tan 380, which is MilSpec Beige...

 
What about that preference for sailors?
 
Why...that is the essence of Maggie!!  How can that be non-important?
 
Okay, a 27" zipper surrounded by fabric of indeterminate coloration so as to make you invisible.
 
Ah -- that explains why I haven't been able to get a date over here.

Other than the obvious reason...
 
Other than the obvious reason...
Yeah - KtLW would kill you. Twice.
 
Tan 380 - *Sigh* no more Sage Green.
 
What reason would that be?  That they can see the thong through the 'invisibility' fabric?
 
And I'm going to have that letterbomb hand-delivered soon...
 
Ooooh! Mail! Quick, open it up and tell me what it says...
 
hehe... You're lucky, HF6, because Keith almost tagged you also, so you'd be giving up 12 quirks just like Barb.
 
Well, Bill better b contributing those extra 6 quirks, because I'm just not as quirky as he is, dangnabbit.
 
Well, if "quirky" doesn't work, we'll settle for "kinky" -- like, that time in Switzerland the camera leaped to its doom rather than continue filming...
 
It wasn't a whole camera, just the lens cap, for heaven's sake!  And it was far too cold outside to even think "kinky", much less take action.
*PTHTbtbtbtbtb*
 
he has a pet velicoraptor in his basement.
No he doesn't.  Or he'd have fed me and the grad student hockey playing zombies to it a long time ago for not replacing his Dutch beer we drank. 


 
This is not important. What is important is Bill's opinion of the Kaman servo-flap system. And Ovation guitars.