Comments for MilblogDivas gone wyld!

MilblogDivas gone wyld!

2009-01-23T13:17:58Z

Like all good superheroes, the MilBlog Divas keep a low profile in their personal lives. But every now and then they gather together to strategerize, and one should never make the mistake of misunderestimating them.

But they are, in the end, Gurlz, and like most womyn willing to be seen with men they like to get purty, too.

Especially a certain Blog Princess.

Heck, we went rooting around in her blog-closet (hey, she left the basement window open, she must not mind if we come in) and looky what we found!

Comment from WereKitten on 2009-01-24

2009-01-25T00:12:57Z

Oh, come on now, Sugarbuttons... don't you know by know that I prefer to be hand fed- and not by my own hand?

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T19:43:55Z

Heh. D.C. is going to be very interesting this year...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T19:31:57Z

Yeah, I have. The Blog Princess has no idea how we Army guys would wear a hat...

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T19:28:26Z

Her name's Gina -- she does Pinups for the Troops.

Oh! You meant that *other* dish -- the one that's supposed to be served cold, or with cold cream, or cole slaw, or somethin'...

Comment from Cricket on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T19:17:43Z

Love the dish at Cassie's.

Heh.

Comment from MaryAnn on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T16:59:08Z

*wiping tears from eyes*

Hey, John?

Aahhhh... ummmm... have you.... ?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Errr..., ummmm.... never mind....

Comment from Chinese-Jewish-Mexican-American Lawn Chica on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T15:38:14Z

It kind of looks like cold cream, doesn't it??? :p

I should have curlers in my hair. And a big a** rolling pin.

*snort*

Too funny!!!

Comment from Cricket on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T15:22:39Z

I am sending the Moat Monster in to swat at Steve. Being a cat, she likes to play with her food before she noshes.

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T14:13:00Z

Ummmm -- you *are* gonna wash your hands before you grab more popcorn out of the bowl, right?

Comment from WereKitten on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T14:06:52Z

OLD MAIDS!!

OLD MAIDS!!

Can an OLD MAID do THIS???
*does perfect split while hanging from chandelier*

Or THIS?
*makes a perfect 10 landing on the ground, grabs ankles and bends in half*

Or THIS??
*grabs Steve by his balls and hangs him by his collar from the meat hook hanging from chandeier*

didn't think so.... enjoy the view from up there, darlin

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T13:30:10Z

That was Hasty Assault Photoshop. The one you use 15 minutes before you have to leave for work and are on a satellite connection.

Steve, they're back. Fototime went down for some scheduled maintenance last night.

Um, Ladies? Didja read what Steve said about you?

Old Maids?

Brave, if stupid, man.

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-24

2009-01-24T13:13:43Z

John was trying for the Cheshire Cat look and encountered the Fail of Epic Proportions.

Just one more reason to keep Assault PhotoShop out of the hands of untrained individuals...

Comment from Cricket on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T04:53:10Z

Oh now that tears it. I decided to make truffles and the heavy whipping cream is missing. What is that on your face, Cass?

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T04:30:16Z

No, not P(s)alms. It's in Numbers. Or was it Song of Solomon...?

Oh, look! Shiny!

Comment from steveH on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T04:27:25Z

Maggie,

Reference with Spitfire, Merlin, Diving, engine cutting out. Neat story

....

Man. Nothing left here but old maids.

Um. In the empty popper hopper. Really.

Please?

And speaking of, how come the linked pictures don't? Neither of 'em.

Comment from Maggie on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T03:42:19Z

"Miss Tilly's Orifice"?????????

Comment from WereKitten on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T03:20:25Z

And which book of the Bible do we find that passage, Bible-Study Gurl?

P(s)ALMS.... of course.

DUH

Comment from bad cat robot on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T03:03:19Z

Revelations?

snerksnerksnerksnkerk

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T02:55:37Z

One of *my* favorite aviation terms is "27-inch zipper"

And which book of the Bible do we find that passage, Bible-Study Gurl?

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T02:50:59Z

*facepalm* I should have known when to shut up and watch quietly...

The veritable definition of wisdom. Vice wisdumb.

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T02:42:39Z

One of *my* favorite aviation terms is "27-inch zipper".

Heh.

Comment from Josh on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T02:06:31Z

Josh. Yer a newbie. Here.

*facepalm* I should have known when to shut up and watch quietly...after eating all that meat, I did NOT need to read about YOUR meat too...

Comment from bad cat robot on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T01:52:19Z

All right, which one of you troublemakers tried to convince the PG-17d that it had earned a "weekend pass" for all its hard work? Oh, and that bit you stuck bubblegum on wasn't the sensor, OR the camera. [chambers round in choklit gun] Is it party time yet?

(psst, Bill! Hold down the button marked "Absinthe" on the Bar and give it a swift kick. That should reset the GO1 and override)

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T01:47:23Z

Prandtl-Glauert Singularities

Couldn't have just said "vapor cone", could you? Show off.

Nice to see that Cass has finally shown up with the foot-tapping. Wouldn't want to lose the rhythm.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T01:29:10Z

Well, technically, nothing.

I pretty much just made you the Cheshire Cat, except I left in the eyes (they're *sooooo* nice).

Cuz I knew you didn't want yer face all over the 'net, where people might take the picture and make fun of... um, er, oooo, look! Bright! Shiny!

Comment from MaryAnn on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T01:27:56Z

Finally is right. I sure hope this will be worth staying up for.

Hey, is there any popcorn left? I could use a midnight (0230?) snack.

Comment from Chinese-Jewish-Mexican-American Lawn Chica on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T01:12:39Z

OK.

I have been busy today.

[foot tapping...]

WHATINTHEHELKISTHATONMYFAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE????]

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T00:38:43Z

Josh. Yer a newbie. Here.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T00:28:27Z

Ahhhhhh. Finally.

Comment from Josh on 2009-01-23

2009-01-24T00:15:28Z

Vortex generators, shock cones, area rule, Miss Tilly's Orifice, contra-rotating constant speed props.

I never liked unicorns anyway, they don't taste as good as deer.

Comment from Chinese-Jewish-Mexican-American Lawn Chica on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T23:37:14Z

You're a dead man.

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T23:35:10Z

Boundary Layer
Transonic Flow
Wave Drag
Prandtl-Glauert Singularities
Fully-Articulated Rotor System

Now stop pestering the unicorns.

Comment from Josh on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T23:26:29Z

Wing fences! Compressor stall! Zero-zero ejection seats! Flow separation! Variable bypass!

Ahhh, I feel much better now.

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T23:11:03Z

Josh --

Transverse Flow.
Dissymmetry of Lift.
Coefficient of Drag
Total Aerodynamic Force
Center of Pressure

That help for now?

...well, that certainly answers *that* question.

And I'll bet your *goodness* didn't have a say in the matter, either...

Comment from Josh on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T23:06:54Z

82?

Comment from Josh on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T22:46:53Z

My head hurts. DUSTYYYYY! Please come in here so we can throw obscure aviation terms around.

Oh and no matter whether you're eating kettle corn or movie theater style popcorn, you MUST have Junior Mints!

Comment from WereKitten on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T22:17:44Z

*looks around.... *

Hey.. check it out! It's a button on the bar that says "82". Wonder what'll pop out if I push OOHHHHHHMYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOODNEEESSSSSSSS

well, that certainly answers *that* question.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Comment from Carrie on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T21:05:36Z

Hey..I don't want to activate it. Was just curious if one existed here.

Now I know. ...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T21:00:07Z

Only Were-kitty and Fuzzybee know how to activate the Pole. [sits back and waits for Neffi to provide the rimshot]

Comment from Carrie on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T20:46:48Z

No pole?

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T20:41:13Z

Not just a disco ball - the chandeliers are custom-built swings, too.

Comment from Carrie on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T20:17:20Z

Where's SWWBO? It's not a party without her...

Ummm..is that a disco ball up on the celing?

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:45:14Z

I'm thinking less explosives, and more along the line of "direct lay",

*sigh*

Yer still thinkin' Marine terms. It's "direct fire," not "direct lay" -- howitzers can depress to fire at quadrant zero, and mortars *can't*...

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:42:05Z

Well, y'know how it is. 1st IO command has a loooooong reach!

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:35:18Z

Hey! I pushed the "Bar" button and got a popup saying "This service is not available in your country. See G.O. Number 1" -- wazzup wid dat?

Comment from Mrs G on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:30:53Z

While were waiting for the show to begin how 'bout some previews: A joke perhaps.

There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.

A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!"

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:23:11Z

Good lord, people. It's clearly been awhile since you hung out here.

Push the button marked "Bar" and the fully-stocked wet bar will make itself available. This includes snacks and condiments.

Comment from Sgt. B. on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T19:11:15Z

I'm thinking less explosives, and more along the line of "direct lay", which, in John's world, is a heckovalot less enjoyable than it sounds to the rest of us non-cannon cockers... Ain't no honey in that beehive!

... Jeeze, did ya forget the salt? What's popcorn without salt?

Comment from Mrs G on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T18:54:19Z

Me thinks she will flouce in here trivet ready. I'm keeping my head down.

Where's the coke, cannot wash this popcorn down without a coke

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T18:49:32Z

I think she'll send him a booby-trapped trivet. Hand delivered by a marmoset. Check your six, John.

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T18:44:48Z

Heh. Now yer makin' the skin between my shoulderblades itch.

Heh. Well, if she sends something my way... "that* picture will surface.

A-yup.

Comment from MaryAnn on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T18:28:27Z

Forget explosives, John. Not her style. I'd say she's more like the sniper type. The up side is that you will never know what hit you.

Can somebody pass the popcorn, please?

Comment from Carrie on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T18:03:33Z

With butter, please?

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T17:21:49Z

If it's the Castle bunker, down in the Donjon, it's regular popcorn. We've got one of those "Movie-style popcorn poppers on a cart" down there.

Comment from HomefrontSix on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T17:16:33Z

Hey Pogue ~ is it kettle korn or regular? May I please have some? Heh. This should be fun!

Comment from John of Argghhh! on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T17:15:06Z

Heh. Interesting, no Villainous presence yet.

Methinks I better get the sniffer dog looking for the explosives.

Comment from BillT on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T15:06:17Z

Would ye take a certified used ship, currently careened on the beach having her bottom re-caulked, and one slightly embellished title of Dread Pirate fer tha posting of said pictures?

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at January 22, 2009 12:23 PM

So, the careened ship *did* come with armament?

Comment from Pogue on 2009-01-23

2009-01-23T15:00:54Z