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MilblogDivas gone wyld!

Like all good superheroes, the MilBlog Divas keep a low profile in their personal lives.  But every now and then they gather together to strategerize, and one should never make the mistake of misunderestimating them.

But they are, in the end, Gurlz, and like most womyn willing to be seen with men they like to get purty, too. 

Especially a certain Blog Princess.

Milblog Divas Gone Wyld!


Heck, we went rooting around in her blog-closet (hey, she left the basement window open, she must not mind if we come in) and looky what we found!

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<Hunkering down in bunker with popcorn, waiting for the counter-battery fire to commence...>
 
Would ye take a certified used ship, currently careened on the beach having her bottom re-caulked, and one slightly embellished title of Dread Pirate fer tha posting of said pictures?

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at January 22, 2009 12:23 PM

So, the careened ship *did* come with armament?


 
Heh.  Interesting, no Villainous presence yet.

Methinks I better get the sniffer dog looking for the explosives.
 
Hey Pogue ~ is it kettle korn or regular? May I please have some? Heh. This should be fun!
 
If it's the Castle bunker, down in the Donjon, it's regular popcorn.  We've got one of those "Movie-style popcorn poppers on a cart" down there.
 
With butter, please?
 

Forget explosives, John. Not her style. I'd say she's more like the sniper type. The up side is that you will never know what hit you.

Can somebody pass the popcorn, please?

 
Heh.  Now yer makin' the skin between my shoulderblades itch.

Heh.  Well, if she sends something my way... "that* picture will surface.

A-yup.
 
I think she'll send him a booby-trapped trivet. Hand delivered by a marmoset. Check your six, John.
 
Me thinks she will flouce in here trivet ready.  I'm keeping my head down.

Where's the coke, cannot wash this popcorn down without a coke
 
I'm thinking less explosives, and more along the line of "direct lay", which, in John's world, is a heckovalot less enjoyable than it sounds to the rest of us non-cannon cockers...  Ain't no honey in that beehive!

... Jeeze, did ya forget the salt?  What's popcorn without salt?
 
Good lord, people.  It's clearly been awhile since you hung out here.

Push the button marked "Bar" and the fully-stocked wet bar will make itself available.  This includes snacks and condiments.
 
While were waiting for the show to begin how 'bout some previews: A joke perhaps.

There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.

A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!"

 
Hey! I pushed the "Bar" button and got a popup saying "This service is not available in your country. See G.O. Number 1" -- wazzup wid dat?
 
Well, y'know how it is.  1st IO command has a loooooong reach!
 
I'm thinking less explosives, and more along the line of "direct lay",

*sigh*

Yer still thinkin' Marine terms. It's "direct fire," not "direct lay" -- howitzers can depress to fire at quadrant zero, and mortars *can't*...
 
Where's SWWBO?  It's not a party without her...

Ummm..is that a disco ball up on the celing?
 
Not just a disco ball - the chandeliers are custom-built swings, too.
 
No pole? 
 
Only Were-kitty and Fuzzybee know how to activate the Pole.  [sits back and waits for Neffi to provide the rimshot]
 
Hey..I don't want to activate it.  Was just curious if one existed here.

Now I know. ...
 
*looks around.... *

Hey.. check it out!  It's a button on the bar that says "82".  Wonder what'll pop out if I push  OOHHHHHHMYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOODNEEESSSSSSSS


well, that certainly answers *that* question.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
My head hurts.  DUSTYYYYY!  Please come in here so we can throw obscure aviation terms around.

Oh and no matter whether you're eating kettle corn or movie theater style popcorn, you MUST have Junior Mints!
 
82?
 
Josh --
  • Transverse Flow.
  • Dissymmetry of Lift.
  • Coefficient of Drag
  • Total Aerodynamic Force
  • Center of Pressure
That help for now?

...well, that certainly answers *that* question.


And I'll bet your *goodness* didn't have a say in the matter, either...


 
Wing fences!  Compressor stall!  Zero-zero ejection seats!  Flow separation!  Variable bypass!

Ahhh, I feel much better now.
 
  • Boundary Layer
  • Transonic Flow
  • Wave Drag
  • Prandtl-Glauert Singularities
  • Fully-Articulated Rotor System
Now stop pestering the unicorns.
   
Vortex generators, shock cones, area rule, Miss Tilly's Orifice, contra-rotating constant speed props.

I never liked unicorns anyway, they don't taste as good as deer.
 
Ahhhhhh.  Finally.
 
Josh.  Yer a newbie.  Here.
 
OK.

I have been busy today.

[foot tapping...]

WHATINTHEHELKISTHATONMYFAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE????]
 
Finally is right. I sure hope this will be worth staying up for.

Hey, is there any popcorn left? I could use a midnight (0230?) snack.
 
Well, technically, nothing.

I pretty much just made you the Cheshire Cat, except I left in the eyes (they're *sooooo* nice).

Cuz I knew you didn't want yer face all over the 'net, where people might take the picture and make fun of... um, er, oooo, look!  Bright!  Shiny!
 
<i>Prandtl-Glauert Singularities</i>

Couldn't have just said "vapor cone", could you? Show off.


 

Nice to see that Cass has finally shown up with the foot-tapping. Wouldn't want to lose the rhythm.
 
All right, which one of you troublemakers tried to convince the PG-17d that it had earned a "weekend pass" for all its hard work?  Oh, and that bit you stuck bubblegum on wasn't the sensor, OR the camera.  [chambers round in choklit gun]  Is it party time yet? 

(psst, Bill!  Hold down the button marked "Absinthe" on the Bar and give it a swift kick.  That should reset the GO1 and override)
 
Josh. Yer a newbie. Here.

*facepalm*  I should have known when to shut up and watch quietly...after eating all that meat, I did NOT need to read about YOUR meat too...

 
One of *my* favorite aviation terms is "27-inch zipper".

Heh.
 

*facepalm* I should have known when to shut up and watch quietly...

The veritable definition of wisdom. Vice wisdumb.

 
One of *my* favorite aviation terms is "27-inch zipper"

And which book of the Bible do we find that passage, Bible-Study Gurl?
 
Revelations?

snerksnerksnerksnkerk
 
And which book of the Bible do we find that passage, Bible-Study Gurl?

P(s)ALMS.... of course.

DUH
 
"Miss Tilly's Orifice"?????????
 
 Maggie,

Reference with Spitfire, Merlin, Diving, engine cutting out. Neat story

....

Man. Nothing left here but old maids.

Um.  In the empty popper hopper. Really.

Please?

And speaking of, how come the linked pictures don't? Neither of 'em.
 
No, not P(s)alms. It's in Numbers. Or was it Song of Solomon...?


Oh, look! Shiny!
 
Oh now that tears it.  I decided to make truffles and the heavy whipping cream is missing.  What is that on your face, Cass?
 
John was trying for the Cheshire Cat look and encountered the Fail of Epic Proportions.

Just one more reason to keep Assault PhotoShop out of the hands of untrained individuals...
 
That was Hasty Assault Photoshop.  The one you use 15 minutes before you have to leave for work and are on a satellite connection.

Steve, they're back.  Fototime went down for some scheduled maintenance last night.

Um, Ladies?  Didja read what Steve said about you?

Old Maids?

Brave, if stupid, man.
 
OLD MAIDS!!

OLD MAIDS!!

Can an OLD MAID do THIS???
*does perfect split while hanging from chandelier*

Or THIS?
*makes a perfect 10 landing on the ground, grabs ankles and bends in half*

Or THIS??
*grabs Steve by his balls and hangs him by his collar from the meat hook hanging from chandeier*

didn't think so.... enjoy the view from up there, darlin
 
Ummmm -- you *are* gonna wash your hands before you grab more popcorn out of the bowl, right?
 
I am sending the Moat Monster in to swat at Steve.  Being a cat, she likes to play with her food before she noshes.
 
It kind of looks like cold cream, doesn't it??? :p

I should have curlers in my hair. And a big a** rolling pin.

*snort*

Too funny!!!
 
*wiping tears from eyes*

Hey, John?

Aahhhh... ummmm... have you.... ?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Errr..., ummmm.... never mind....

 
Love the dish at Cassie's.

Heh.
 
Her name's Gina -- she does Pinups for the Troops.

Oh! You meant that *other* dish -- the one that's supposed to be served cold, or with cold cream, or cole slaw, or somethin'...
   
Heh. D.C. is going to be very interesting this year...
 
Oh, come on now, Sugarbuttons... don't you know by know that I prefer to be hand fed- and not by my own hand?