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H&I Fires* Inauguration Day 2009

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Big Tobacco continues sharing his therapy sessions with us.  Mild language and raging sarcasm alert.  Heh.  That should up the click-throughs.

From Murray - "Sticking up for America, because someone has to do it."

Note for Fairweather Patriots everywhere, regardless of party:



Just sayin'! 

On the flip side - sometimes you can be too much in view.  John Lilyea at This Ain't Hell wanders the Mall so you don't have to.  -the Armorer

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Oh, and by the way - "Change" is not a destination, and "Hope" is not a method.  -the Armorer

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Mr. Bush?  Thank you, sir.  It's been a tough 8 years.  And I really appreciate the hour out of it you took to talk to us milbloggers.  -the Armorer

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Fascinating graph in the Wall Street Journal regarding Presidential job approval ratings.  Being a war President doesn't do you very well, unless you are assasinated at the very beginning.  Ending wars helps, though.  Being generally upbeat and positive helps, too, looking at Eisenhower,  Reagan and Clinton.  In fact, being genial, generally upbeat, and not having to fight actual hot wars (or ending one, as in Korea) makes up for a lot of sins.  -the Armorer

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Heh.  A new "killer app" for the iPod.  Literally, in a sense.  And one more thing dangling off your rifle.  -the Armorer

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Bad Cat Robot was in fine fettle yesterday:
Tomorrow Belongs to Me

I'm going to be paying for it, anyway. Literally, in the sense of taxes. Metaphorically, in terms of damage done to the country's institutions. Bad laws that will be easy to pass and very hard to remove. Astronomical bailout debt that nobody seems to be able to account for. Lo, the hammer of Fate descends towards my thumb. My only hope is the Democrat-controlled Congress, the brain trust that would die of thirst in a swimming pool, continues to break new ground in ineffectiveness.
 
I love the smell of snark in the morning...  -the Armorer

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The quartet and original arrangement performed after Biden's swearing in was beautiful.  But oh, the irony!  Check out the lyrics of the song (beautifully expressed in the arrangement itself), which was originally sung by a religious sect that valued simplicity and humility:

'Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free,
'Tis the gift to come down where you ought to be,
And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
'Twill be in the valley of love and delight.

When true simplicity is gain'd,
To bow and to bend we shan't be asham'd,
To turn, turn will be our delight,
Till by turning, turning we come round right.

- FbL

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*A term of art from the artillery. Harassment and Interdiction Fires. Back in the day, when you could just kill people and break things without a note from a lawyer, they were pre-planned, but to the enemy, random, fires at known gathering points, road junctions, Main Supply Routes, assembly areas, etc - to keep the bad guy nervous that the world around him might start exploding at any minute. Not really relevant to today's operating environment, right? But, it *is. The UAVs we fly over Afghanistan and Pakistan looking for targets of opportunity are a form of H&I fires, if you really want to parse it finely. We just have better sensors and fire control now. Of course, now I have to call them UAS's, because someone got a Legion of Merit for the name change.Anyway, I call the post H&I Fires because it's random things posted by me and people I've given posting privileges to that particular topic. Another term of art that might be appropriate is Free Fire Zone.

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Just a reminder:

I'll be up early on the morning of January 21st. If the Magic Rainbows are late delivering my gold-farting unicorn there <b>will</b> be consequences.

Promises have been made.
 
Somehow, I have a feeling, that when the new administration takes over, they will find all of the computer keyboards fully complimented with all the "O's" intact.
 
Oh, my goodness, FuzzyBee. First your personal ad a couple of whiles back and now

And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
'Twill be in the valley of love and delight.


Have you decided you really *do* need a boyfriend, after all?

 
Have you decided you really *do* need a boyfriend, after all?
1.  That was not a personal ad!
2.  I have never been anti-boyfriend (and you know that perfectly well, brat!)
3.  It's obvious you've been deployed too long.  :P

 

1. That was not a personal ad!

Oh, puh-leeze!
 

 
Why do you two insist on picking on me??  *pout*
 
Because you're so cute, FbL... DUH!
Boys *always* pick on the girls when they like them.  At least they do in elementary school, which is about as old (mentally speaking, of course) John and Bill are!
 
Because you have a big purple dinosaur pinned to your back.
 
Because you have a big purple dinosaur pinned to your back.
What the hell???  LMAO!
 
*note to self: check on back-order for AFSis' Barney -- she's obviously feeling neglected*
 
2. I have never been anti-boyfriend (and you know that perfectly well...!)

Just *what*, prithee tell, are you inferring -- hmmmmmmmmm?
 
<grabs the popcorn and settles in to watch>
 
Oh gawd, I am in so much trouble...  This is what I get for trying to work and post at the same time.  :P

I was inferring nothing more than what was stated--you know perfectly well I am not anti-boyfriend, you @#$^$@!

BillT, you are such a brat!!!!
 
<munch, munch, munch, sips coke>
 
3. It's obvious you've been deployed too long. :P  This calls for a reference to the 27" zipper but I think I'll just leave it be.
Oh, wait...
 
This is what I get for trying to work and post at the same time. :P

Ummmm. Based on my somewhat limited knowledge of typéd emoticons, I can't help but notice your work appears to involves using your

*ahem*

*tongue* a lot....

 
That tongue thing as been awful prevalent amongst the gurlz of late.  Fuzzybee, Carrie, Cassandra, Sly...

<munch munch munch>
 
*ceding the battlefield and going shopping*
 
jhon coid yo ler me ou of tge jqcket? Its hrd 2 typ wih nosee, &* drolo hurs kbroad. ill b gddd.
 
 Anti-boyfriend?
Dutch Uncle?

Cheers
 
BZZZT! 5 points from Hellaflopper House for incorrect usage of "infer". FBL did not "infer" anything, SugarButtons, you did.  She "implied".  (Actually she spoke innocently and without the use of the BCR Labs Double Entendre Speech Interceptor, now available at the low, low price of 30 quatloos plus shipping and handling, or any reasonable amount of .45 ACP ammo.  It's dangerous out there in the wild Internet!  Don't comment without it!)
 

ooohhh The Double Entendre Speech Interceptor! 

Almost as good as the Dangling Participle Observer!  ;-)

 
If you kids can't play nice I'll knock your heads together!
 
Please do, Murray.

Make it quick and hard enough to knock me into unconciousness for the next four years.  I don't think my heart can take living through it.
 
Thanks, BCR.

At least somebody is being nice to me today...  *flounce*
 
Never mind. The Armorer forgot to fasten one of the buckles properly, obviously distracted by discussions of tongues and cherry stems. Once I got one arm loose, I was able to wiggle out fairly quickly. I tell ya though, when typing with the nose, it's hard to find just the right thing to dump on the shift key for upper case. Of course if I were like _some_ people, I could have typed my previous comment with tongue, instead, and with fewer typos.
 
At least somebody is being nice to me today...

Okay, so were you implying that we should infer something based on that which you implied by the application of selected verbage commonly used to implicate an inference?

There -- wasn't that better?

BTW, BCR, the velociraptors are 'bout midway through the Paleocene -- the glaciers slowed them a bit.

 
Well, that was fun!