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Debbie's done Dallas, now she's headed to DC

They came from Behind the Green Door, Insatiable in their demands.  These Outlaw Ladies took a break from their Private Afternoons with Pamela Mann over at the Pink Lagoon to engage in a Little Bit of Hanky Panky while enjoying some freshly Budding Brie, before making their way to Washington, where, clearing his Deep Throat, Larry Flynt came, er, arrived, hat in hand (I said hat, people!), to ask for...    a reach around bailout.  No. seriously.  I mean it.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
 
As Jules Crittenden notes, "Why not?  All the other strumpets are getting one."  Mark Steyn opines about Ron Jeremy that "They said he was too big to fail, until the day he too needed a stimulus."

No doubt hard times are ahead, but we have to bust this nut.  We can't go soft in this crisis.  But it will be a long, hard slog through the bush.  After all, The Devil is in Miss Jones, er, the details.

I can't *wait* to hear Cassandra's take...  Oh, and let the snark begin!

Um, Sorry, Dad.  The Devil Made Me Do It.

22 Comments

No fu*%ing way!
 
Marine6: "No fu*%ing way!" No, that's what the signs will say at the demonstration or sit-in if they don't get the bailout.
 
How did they cock this one up?!!!
 
All while the rest of us hard-working taxpayers are being told to smile and bend over and grab our ankles ..... without any lube.
 
Heh: the porn industry sucking at the government tit. Poetic, no?
 
Hey Erik, where are you in CO? I'm in scenic Longmont, Hub o' the Universe...
 
Neffi ~ grab som Beau Jo's for me? Can I live vicariously through you? Please?
 
I'd rather see Pontiac go balls-up than Penthouse.
 
Prolly this Saturday, HF6... I'll think about you- sorry
 
Speaking of Flynt, didja see he is suing his nephews for selling bad porn, and ruining the family name??  You can't make this stuff up!
 
I come from the 'Nam era. When we went out into the field, We had a saying, "I don't mind you covering my back, but not too closely." An "old guy" from the 101st Airborne came up and said, "We're covering your back, not your ass.." Well, I'm beginning to believe the "old guy" was wrong, The Government is covering OUR ASSES, WAY TOO CLOSELY. TO TOP EVERYTHING OFF, WE'RE THE ONES PAYING THE BILL! I have heard all about change. This one is all yours, leave me out of it. -Grumpy

Note- John, Thank you.
 
I bet everybody was waiting for me to comment on this.

This is yet another example of  Bush Administration policy failures.  Everything problem with the porn industry can be traced back to ... bush.

 http://www.sargeasmic.com/2008/08/global-war-on-pubic-hair.html
 
Hmmm - I just wonder what type of "google traffic", this entry will spawn.

Better git the Lysol ready.
 
BT,

I'm just a Dumb Assed Veteran trying to figure out your post, I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would you explain? Is this an oxymoron, schizophrenia or some type of deep psychological neurosis? Are we talking about some type of deep self hatred?

Just look at your post, "Bush = antibush.

Warning: I have been known to be a Board Certified Pain in the Ass, with a good sense of humor.

Please enjoy,
Grumpy
 
Grumpy, BT is on Iraq time so might not reply right away. Or he could be clipping a fat stogie right now, pondering his reply...
... and speaking of which- our bushes wuz burning last night! We even made the national news- so where's OUR bail-out, eh?! We canz do porn too!
 
There are times when the target is so clearly defined that it stands out like a diamond in a goat's bum...  Or the little red dot to the seeker head of a JDAM...
There are other times when you can pretty much point out an area, ala CAS, and tell the Hornets "Everything along the east side of the river, from my smoke to the purple building..."
And then there are times that the target provides way too many opportunities, and you get vaporlocked trying to choose how you're going to approach it...

Like this one...

I got nothin'...  (Even if I did engage, it prolly couldn't get posted...)
 
Gee, I didn't understand any of those references.

Except, of course, the one to Cassie's place.
 
Hmmm - I just wonder what type of "google traffic", this
entry will spawn.


Boq - actually, the anti-spam controls these days are pretty good, I've not had one successful placement on this post (yet).  But I do wonder what kind of traffic spike it might get in that regard.

Grumpy - BT is... BT.  But he's definited blufor, so no worries in that regard.

Bill.  BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!  Your ability to type stuff like that with a straight face is the stuff of legend.
 
Great, just wonderful.  Anyone think the boobs in DC will be able to resist?
 
ohhhhh Should we call this the government's Fluffer Package??
 
I don't type with a straight face, I use all ten thumbs...
 
Bill- you could type with a straight face if your tongue is stiff enough... or your nose is pointy enough.