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Ahem

Yes. The Castle used to be a dairy farm.
Yes. The Arsenal is full of firearms.
Yes. SWWBO and I are not tidy people.
Yes.  I wear glasses, and have a beard.


No.  This is not me.

H/t, Kevin

15 Comments

hahahahahhahahah...good stuff John!
 
Scary how easily it could be though, isn't it?
 
Scary how easily it could be though, isn't it?

Heh.  Sez another bearded gun-totin' fat guy.
 
I had to peer real close to make sure it wasn't.  With a little hair color in his beard I wouldn't have been so sure you simply hadn't grown it out and taken on a wild west theme, BB.
   
Nah.

NWIH he'd fit into *that* costume unless it had Spandex® inserts...
 
That's taking Cowboy Action Shooting just a little too far.
 
I'm trying to quit laughing!

Scary how easily it could be though, isn't it?
 
Heh. Sez another bearded gun-totin' fat guy.

I guess that now makes three of us here LOL

 
This is part of a project to grow cattle that will slaughter itself...only problem is that once you make 'em smart enough to operate a firearm, they start wondering what farmer tastes like...
 
Just like chicken, Josh, just like chicken... :)

 
Nah, we're more pork-like, I'm thinking...
 
You spotted the leader of the bovine revolution!

When they see the red flag they shall charge.  Watch out for splash damage!  We have a seekrit defense plan tho.  Vets with rubber gloves.


 
I taste like venison...a little gamey...
 
John,

Heck, I'm even wearing glasses again too (darn astigmatism!)
 
Nah, we're more pork-like, I'm thinking...
 

Ahhh, the other white meat!

I didn't realize the Chick-Fil-A mascot had to actually round up the chicken too?