You better not shoot,
You better not spy,
Don't lay a mine,
I'm telling you why:
Tommy Claus is coming to town.
He's laid his guns in,
And he's ready to fight;
Gonna rain steel
On the mujis tonight.
Tommy Claus is coming to town.
He sees you when you're creeping.
He knows when you're out there.
He knows if you're up to no good,
So attack him if you dare!
You better not shoot,
You better not spy,
Don't lay a mine,
I'm telling you why:
Tommy Claus is coming to town.
Tommy Claus is coming to town!
H/t Captain H - and if you missed the link above for the story in the Telegraph, here 'tis again.
Sad that those boys are better than their government apparently deserves or desires.]]>