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Oh, who needs something serious today?

Bi-partisan Greetings for the season .


To all my Democrat friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . A lso, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


And for the troops (and nothing stops a Chippendale from being deployed here)

Scooter, Tricycle, Rotatable Improvised Performance Package, Enhanced Regalement, M769:


4 Comments

(psst...  you forgot to say "Feliz Navidad and Happy Eid-al-Adha)..
 
M769 - It would be very difficult for old guys like me to run along side and try to stuff dollars in her garter without spilling our drink. Ooops, she doesn't have garters.
 
Great boo -- ummmm -- nice a -- errrrrrrr -- gee, what clean soles her boots have.
 
..but the heels appear to be a wee bit rounded off.