Comments for Don't Mess With Texas

Don't Mess With Texas

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:48:06 -0600

A cowboy rode into a Kansas town and stopped at a saloon for a beer.The locals thought they'd have some fun at his expense. When the cowboy finished his beer and walked outside, he found his horse had been stolen.He re-entered the bar, flipped his six-gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who. Stole. Mah. Horse?" he asked, looking menacingly at the other customers.No one answered."Ah'm gonna have another beer. And if mah horse ain't back outside by the time Ah'm finished, Ah'm gonna do what Ah done...

Comment from BillT on 2008-12-02

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:12:08 -0600

Sometimes I think the most important quality a national leader should possess is a sense of humor.

Remind me to stay out of Odessa...

Comment from olga on 2008-12-02

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:52:51 -0600

How funny, we have the same joke about a stolen luggage at the Leningrad's train station "otherwise, it would be like in Odessa... So, citizen, how would have it been in Odessa?? - They would not have ever returned the bags"

Comment from John (not the armorer) on 2008-12-02

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:30:48 -0600

Hope Lex spots this, what with his current interest in all things Tejano.