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Princess Crabby Is Under Attack!

I am the victim of a scurrilous attack by a fiendish member of Team Army!

In this villian's misguided attempt to extract information from me, it was pointed out that the ACLU won't let me be waterboarded (they also won't let me get in a car with Ted Kennedy).

But this knave had something more diabolical in mind.

"I'll just post proof you're a closet Army supporter."

Can you imagine a more vile attack to be made against the "Goddess of the naval blogger strike group"?????

This is apparently the sort of thing we can expect from Team Army when they are behind in a friendly competition!
GO NAVY!

5 Comments

You're so looking at the wrong place for sympathy.
 
Snerk.  This is called "Inoculation" or "getting ahead of the story" and is usually a sign of... guilt.

Not to mention abuse of posting privileges to post Navy stuff...  but, dayum, them squids is *ahead*
 
...and you never really know just *what* to expect when Army is behind you, dear Princess...
 
but, dayum, them squids is *a head*

Not really -- they just smell that way.

 
Argent - Sympathy?  I was hoping for justice.  *quiet, heartfelt sob* (Princess Crabby looks around to see if anyone is buying her act)

Armorer - Sure!  Blame the victim!  Whatever.....the important part is I have not divulged any information despite being threatened.

Neffi - I will note your words of caution so I can be more on the lookout in the future.....but sometimes surprises are fun.

My Darling Chief - Silly!  Sailors smell like Old Spice.....everyone knows that.