For those of you who *haven't* been following it, it's -- ummmmmm -- still number Four. So, if you haven't been following it and want to play catch-up in the (forlorn) hope that knowing the backstory might make this thing a bit more comprehensible, go back to numbers Three, Two and One.
Or, if you prefer things in a more orderly sequence, One, Two, then Three.
But, if you're just coming along for the ride, hop in.

If you need a place to hide, you're welcome here.
Heh.
Although that's about the only thing *little* about you...
Tuttle, WHY? Are you mad at me for not letting you demonstrate "evading missiles back in 'Nam" for the stoonts? Why do you keep DOING this to me? Why not something I can handle, like dousing yourself in A1 Steak Sauce and jumping in the tiger enclosure at the zoo? No, you just had to yank Maggie's chain.
Well, at least that will provide me with a good excuse at the review board ...
Now that you have "Captured the essence of Maggie", measurements and all, now what do you do?
Hint: NBC Warfare, you are at ground zero, what do you do? Answer: Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye.
Grumpy
So... SugarButtons pictures Maggie as a Blow Pop, eh?
Sounds about right. Or is that a Tootsie Pop? How many licks does it take?
*THWAP*
OWWWWW
Hey! BCR must have improved the gps on the PG17(c). Nailed me that time.
ohhh "nailed me"... maybe this isn't such a
*WACK*
DAMN. Ok I give. I give!