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Zoot Suits: We. Must. Go. All. the. Way!

With all that interesting uniform, discussions about tradition and the oddity of those bloused blue pants, it reminded me of something.  Then I remembered.  Maybe we should just go all the way?

Turban, fez, pretty blue jacket with yellow braid?  Oh, and white spats.  Now wouldn't that be nifty?

MSG Keith could keep his big, fat sergeant stripes.

And the artillery guys could still be red legs.

Oooh...pretty.

Really pretty...and manly, too. 

One thing is sure, if our men and women had to wear those uniforms out in public, we'd have the meanest, maddest, baddest army ever to march on the face of the earth. 

And, we could blend in with the locals.


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The beret's just a variant on the fez (in fact, it's still called "the Chinese fez" among Those Who Know). The kepi can be reasonably approximated by tugging the top of existing soft cap forward and tucking the rank pin under the forward edge. Half-roll the bill of the cap to keep some tension on the pin and *voila*!

Drape a cammied hankie-chief over the rear of your head and neck for a sunshade, put the cap/kepi back on and wait for your Battalion Commander to go crosseyed from laughter.

Then show *him* how to do it.

We were BG Jimenez' two favorite guys during each of his visits to Fort Pickett back in the mid-'90s...
 
I always wondered where the Shriners got their uniform ideas from.  Now I know....
 
Greetings:

I spent some time in an army hospital in 1969 and we used to call the "pajamas" we had to wear our "undress blues."
 
I feel better now... I thought the USAF had the only generals who wanted to be fashion police (LOL).  To think, I used to tell my fellow zoomies, "Why can't we be like the Army when it comes to uniforms and not fix what ain't broken?"
 
Years from now, we'll all look back on this frippery and have a good laugh.

Oh, wotthehell -- why wait?

AHHHH-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
 
Now I understand why MEPS srewed-up my application packet so badly.

Modesticus - My Fashion Conscious Guardian Angel was keeping safe from looking like The Good Humour Zouave.
 
Boq,
     Were you ever able to enlist? I didn't follow this before. Oh, there is NOT an S at the end of Army Reserve. Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine.......
 
Ellsworth lives!
 
Forget the Zouaves. We need a few Highland Regiments.  Kilts, pipes & drums.  What's not to like?
 
Go all the way.....The Swiss Guard...."Why so serious?"......
 
I have, on purpose, not clicked on any of the links. Neither have I read any of the comments, and that was difficult, I tell you. I wanna know, is this a Zouave joke?
 
I have now read the the comments and see that this is, indeed a Zouave joke. I will now proceed to click on the links. Y'ask me, the uniforms went downhill after Lorica Segmentata. I coulda been a good Buccinator, too; I can go Pbbppphbbbh! all day!
 
P.s. Hmm, must find my Sousa CDs, and cue up "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine." Sousa was a Shriner, among other coolnessess. Oh, did the Zouave regiments have cool bands? As a band nerd, I must ask this question.